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Anime Shitposting Group Closest Thing Man Has to FamilyAnime Shitposting Group Closest Thing Man Has to Family

Anime Shitposting Group Closest Thing Man Has to Family

RICHMOND, Va. — That the only people local bachelor Scott Eckhart feels a familial connection with are the members of…

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GameStop Offers $13.75 for the Carolina PanthersGameStop Offers $13.75 for the Carolina Panthers

GameStop Offers $13.75 for the Carolina Panthers

CHARLOTTE, N.C.— Following the surprising announcement that the Carolina Panthers will be put up for sale in the wake sexual…

7 years ago
Mainstream Acceptance of Nerd Culture Leaves Thousands of Gatekeepers UnemployedMainstream Acceptance of Nerd Culture Leaves Thousands of Gatekeepers Unemployed

Mainstream Acceptance of Nerd Culture Leaves Thousands of Gatekeepers Unemployed

LOS ANGELES — Recent labor statistics show the number of gatekeeper positions available in the United States dropped 30% between…

7 years ago
Million Redditors With Million Keyboards Accidentally Write Westworld Season 2Million Redditors With Million Keyboards Accidentally Write Westworld Season 2

Million Redditors With Million Keyboards Accidentally Write Westworld Season 2

LOS ANGELES — With the season two premiere of HBO’s Westworld on the horizon, a group of one million Redditors…

7 years ago
Mom Doesn’t See Why Son Can’t Bring Home Nice, Jewish WaifuMom Doesn’t See Why Son Can’t Bring Home Nice, Jewish Waifu

Mom Doesn’t See Why Son Can’t Bring Home Nice, Jewish Waifu

SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — After seeing her son Jacob Cohen bring home his new girlfriend for Passover, a body pillow with…

7 years ago
The Simpsons Seasons 2-8 to Be Put Into the Disney Vault Until 2035The Simpsons Seasons 2-8 to Be Put Into the Disney Vault Until 2035

The Simpsons Seasons 2-8 to Be Put Into the Disney Vault Until 2035

BURBANK, Calif. — A representative from Disney has announced that the fan favorite second through eighth seasons of The Simpsons…

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5 Graphic Novels You Must Lie About Reading Before You Turn 305 Graphic Novels You Must Lie About Reading Before You Turn 30

5 Graphic Novels You Must Lie About Reading Before You Turn 30

Look, I’m a big believer in reading and shit. It’s super important, but can we be expected to read every…

7 years ago
Amazon’s Lord of the Rings Reboot to Feature Drone Delivery of One RingAmazon’s Lord of the Rings Reboot to Feature Drone Delivery of One Ring

Amazon’s Lord of the Rings Reboot to Feature Drone Delivery of One Ring

LOS ANGELES — A drone will deliver the One Ring safely and securely to Mordor in Amazon’s upcoming Lord of…

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Awkward Japanese Teenager Thinks American Culture Would Understand HimAwkward Japanese Teenager Thinks American Culture Would Understand Him

Awkward Japanese Teenager Thinks American Culture Would Understand Him

TOKYO — Tokyo Metropolitan Shinjuku High School student Ayano Ishii plans to move to the United States directly after graduation,…

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