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Anime Shitposting Group Closest Thing Man Has to Family

RICHMOND, Va. — That the only people local bachelor Scott Eckhart feels a familial connection with are the members of…

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GameStop Offers $13.75 for the Carolina Panthers

CHARLOTTE, N.C.— Following the surprising announcement that the Carolina Panthers will be put up for sale in the wake sexual…

7 years ago

Mainstream Acceptance of Nerd Culture Leaves Thousands of Gatekeepers Unemployed

LOS ANGELES — Recent labor statistics show the number of gatekeeper positions available in the United States dropped 30% between…

7 years ago

Million Redditors With Million Keyboards Accidentally Write Westworld Season 2

LOS ANGELES — With the season two premiere of HBO’s Westworld on the horizon, a group of one million Redditors…

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Mom Doesn’t See Why Son Can’t Bring Home Nice, Jewish Waifu

SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — After seeing her son Jacob Cohen bring home his new girlfriend for Passover, a body pillow with…

7 years ago

The Simpsons Seasons 2-8 to Be Put Into the Disney Vault Until 2035

BURBANK, Calif. — A representative from Disney has announced that the fan favorite second through eighth seasons of The Simpsons…

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5 Graphic Novels You Must Lie About Reading Before You Turn 30

Look, I’m a big believer in reading and shit. It’s super important, but can we be expected to read every…

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Amazon’s Lord of the Rings Reboot to Feature Drone Delivery of One Ring

LOS ANGELES — A drone will deliver the One Ring safely and securely to Mordor in Amazon’s upcoming Lord of…

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Awkward Japanese Teenager Thinks American Culture Would Understand Him

TOKYO — Tokyo Metropolitan Shinjuku High School student Ayano Ishii plans to move to the United States directly after graduation,…

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