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Half of PUBG Players Disappear as Thanos Arrives in Fortnite

Following Epic Games’ announcement of tomorrow’s Infinity War themed update to their smash hit Fortnite, fifty percent of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds…

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Favored Derby Horse Vanishes After Adventurer Whistles Two States Away

ADAIR, Okla. — Fans at today’s 114th Kentucky Derby were reportedly confused and terrified as they watched Justify, a favorite…

7 years ago

Review: ‘Superman the Ride’ Adds Nothing to Mythology

From Star Tours to T2 3-D: Battle Across Time, major theme park licensing deals can provide fresh new narratives for…

7 years ago

Netflix Breathes Sigh of Relief as Iron Fist Disintegrates During Infinity War Finale

LOS ANGELES — Netflix executives were reportedly relieved to discover that Iron Fist had disintegrated during the finale of Marvel’s…

7 years ago

Daredevil Reportedly Too Busy Stopping Bodega Shoplifter to Help Fight Thanos

NEW YORK — The Devil of Hell’s Kitchen, a masked vigilante known as Daredevil, was reportedly too busy fighting a…

7 years ago

New Spider-Man Game Probably Won’t Draw From Arc Where Norman Osborn Impregnated Teenager

BURBANK, Calif. — While details are unknown as to which comic books inspired the story for the new PlayStation 4…

7 years ago

Report: Man Would Understand If He Had Read the Manga

TOWSON, Md. — Sources in the Baltimore anime community have confirmed that supposed Death March to the Parallel World Rhapsody fan…

7 years ago

Gotham Hospital Begs Batman to Consider Killing

GOTHAM CITY, N.J. — Administrators of Gotham General Hospital have issued a statement to the city’s famed vigilante crusader, imploring…

7 years ago

Aging Anime Fan Needs Viagra to Maintain Nosebleeds

BERKELEY, Calif. — Middle-aged anime fan Nick Klempf has accepted that at this point in his life, he no longer…

7 years ago