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Kevin Smith Reveals Shocking Transformation Into Poorly Dressed Thin Man

LOS ANGELES  — Cult filmmaker Kevin Smith posted several pictures on his Twitter account yesterday that revealed he has lost…

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Scarlett Johansson Cast as First Black James Bond

LOS ANGELES — MGM Studios announced today that Scarlett Johansson has been cast to play the first black James Bond,…

6 years ago

New Study Into Hogwarts House-Sorting Practices Reveals Stark Racial Bias

SCOTLAND — A new study into the decision-making involved in sorting Hogwarts students into housing, which is done by a…

6 years ago

Breaking: You Just Lost The Game

NEW YORK — New reports are coming in that reveal that you, as a result of reading this very article…

6 years ago

Avoiding Controversy: Players in Madden 19 Do Not Have Knees

MAITLAND, Fl. — In a major change for the incredibly successful series, player avatars in Madden 19 will reportedly feature…

6 years ago

Tom Holland Accidentally Spoils Exact Date Of Robert Downey Jr’s Death

LOS ANGELES — Spider-Man actor Tom Holland posted a video on Instagram today that accidentally spoiled the exact date on…

6 years ago

Desperate MoviePass CEO Responding to All Nigerian Prince Emails

NEW YORK  — Seeing his company's stock price plummet and app temporarily taken down Thursday night due to running out…

6 years ago

Final Warped Tour to End With Guy on Stage Holding Phone Playing ‘Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2’ Soundtrack on YouTube

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — The storied Vans Warped Tour is set to end their final show by having some…

6 years ago

Breaking With Tradition: Pope Francis Unveils Extensive Vatican Hentai Collection

VATICAN CITY — Tens of thousands of tourists from around the world are flocking to Vatican City to bear witness to the…

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