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It’s Time to Cast Black Stan Lee

Stan Lee tragically passed today at the age of 95. He leaves behind as rich a legacy as anyone will…

6 years ago

Dwayne Johnson to Play Stack of Pogs in Upcoming Film

LOS ANGELES — Superstar Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has confirmed months of online rumors by revealing that he will produce…

6 years ago

Wikileaks Reveals Thousands of Unseen Strong Bad Emails

FREE COUNTRY — Whistleblower site Wikileaks released a massive cache of unseen Strong Bad emails today, sending shockwaves throughout Strong…

6 years ago

Amazon’s ‘The Wheel of Time’ Series to Be 328 Seasons Long

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — After greenlighting a TV adaptation of Robert Jordan’s high-fantasy series The Wheel Of Time, Amazon Studios…

6 years ago

Bald Guy in Wheelchair Not Sure What to Be For Halloween

MANCHESTER, N.H. — Grant Shelling, a bald wheelchair-bound professor at Manchester Community College, browsed a local Party City in an…

6 years ago

Trick or Treater Dressed as Link Mistaken for Peter Pan at Every House

TOLEDO, Ohio — Clad in Link’s signature green tunic, a hand stitched hat, and prosthetic elf ears, eight-year-old Thomas McConnell…

6 years ago

Freddy Krueger Still Waiting for Teenager Playing Fortnite to Go to Fucking Sleep

ELM STREET — Serial killer Freddy Krueger has waited thirty hours for local teenager Michael Thompson to end his Fortnite…

6 years ago

Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy?

Cosplay is the artform of the people. With our own hands, we create movie-quality costumes that show off our creativity,…

6 years ago

MGM Announces Plans to Reboot RoboCop Every Few Years Until You Die

LOS ANGELES — Several months after revealing that filmmaker Neill Blomkamp was working on a reboot of RoboCop to be…

6 years ago