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Scientists Create Giant Sentient Ass in Lab to Replace Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn

LOS ANGELES — Scientists at Los Angeles’ Hollywood Star Replacement Laboratories (HSRL) have revealed their latest breakthrough this week in…

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James Gunn Rehired by Marvel in Unprecedented Victory For White Men

LOS ANGELES — Disney has reinstated James Gunn as writer/director on Marvel’s upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, finally…

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7 Captain Marvel Easter Eggs You Missed Because You’re Dumb Stupid Idiot. You Moron. You Disgust Me

1 - Stan Lee was rehearsing his lines from the movie Mallrats Are you fucking kidding me with this?! You…

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Struggling Barnes & Noble Adds Hentai Section Behind Beaded Curtain

NEW YORK — Barnes & Noble announced today that they will be adding a backroom hentai section to their stores…

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Middle School Student Arrested After Attempted Kamehameha Actually Works

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. — According to eyewitness accounts at McCallister Middle School yesterday afternoon, middle school student Tommy Parker was arrested…

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Rising Rent Forces Daredevil to Become the Devil of East Williamsburg

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Rising rents in the Manhattan neighborhood of Hell’s Kitchen have forced the vigilante known as Daredevil to…

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We Got an Advanced Copy of MLB The Show 19 But None of Us Are Really Sports People

Sony Interactive Entertainment was kind enough to send our staff a copy of their upcoming game MLB The Show 19…

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Furry Community Distances Self From Sonic the Hedgehog

RUMIA, Poland — At the ninth annual Gdakon Con, furries came from all over the world to fuck each other…

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Tragic: Distant Aliens Just Now Receiving Radio Waves of Bad Simpsons Episodes

WASHINGTON — Astrophysicists from the NASA confirmed that radio waves of the bad The Simpsons seasons are beginning to reach…

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