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WHOA THERE BROTHER, THAT DUDE IS A LITTLE TOO SMALL TO PLAY THE HULKSTER

YA KNOW SOMETHIN’ MEAN GENE, I JUST GOT WORD FROM ALL THE MANIACS THAT THE AMERICAN HERO, THE IMMORTAL HULK…

6 years ago

Kaplan Test Prep Releases Marvel Flashcard Set to Review Before Avengers: Endgame

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — In preparation for Avengers: Endgame, SAT prep company Kaplan has released a line of Marvel-specific flashcards…

6 years ago

Tolkien Biopic to Be Split Into, I Dunno, Six Films

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Executives at Fox Searchlight Pictures have revealed that the upcoming biographical film Tolkien, based on the life…

6 years ago

Podcast Listener Takes Fandom to Next Level by Googling What Hosts Look Like

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Amanda Hastings, 28, decided that after six months of working her way through the entire backlog of…

6 years ago

Cruel Twilight Zone Episode Explores Alternate Reality Where Keegan-Michael Key Is the One Who Makes It Big

LOS ANGELES — CBS announced the list of upcoming episodes in their recently released Twilight Zone reboot, hosted by Academy…

6 years ago

Netflix Now Autoplays Trailer If You Even Think About Opening Website Up

LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix CEO Reed Hastings announced today that the popular entertainment website will be implementing a new…

6 years ago

Christian Bale Gains 450,000 Pounds to Play Sandworm in ‘Dune’ Remake

TUNIS, Tunisia — Christian Bale, an actor known for dramatic transformations, has gained over 450,000 pounds to play a sandworm…

6 years ago

Stoner Can Quit Smoking Weed Anytime Joe Rogan Wants

MILWAUKEE — Local podcast fan and habitual cannabis user Harry Blinker announced this morning that he does not smoke too…

6 years ago

Netflix’s Witcher Series Delayed as Method Acting Henry Cavill Won’t Stop Accepting Side-Gigs

GRAN CANARIA, Canary Islands — Netflix announced production of The Witcher has paused due to Henry Cavill, set to portray Geralt…

6 years ago