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Digimon Having Rough Day Whispers to Himself He’s the Champion

THE DIGITAL WORLD — Trying to calm himself down after a really stressful day, the Insectoid Digimon Tentomon reportedly took…

6 years ago

Game of Thrones Finale to Kill Off Millions of HBO Subscriptions

NEW YORK — In response to viewer complaints HBO had become too reluctant to dispatch high-profile characters on Game of…

6 years ago

Camp Crystal Lake Closes After Seven Disastrous Summers

CRYSTAL LAKE, N.J. — After over a half a decade of calamity and a body count in the triple digits,…

6 years ago

Paramount Buries Sonic Controversy With Brilliant New Kirby Design

LOS ANGELES — In a PR blitz designed to negate the backlash to their Sonic the Hedgehog live-action design, Paramount…

6 years ago

Furry Entrant in Kentucky Derby Going Off at 1,786,326-1 Odds

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Captain PixieHoof, set to become the first member of the furry subculture to ever compete in the…

6 years ago

Sonic Team Insulted Movie Director Would Do Something So Pathetic as Respond to Fan Feedback

TOKYO — In a press conference this morning tinged with disgust and shock, Sega’s Sonic Team told reporters that they…

6 years ago

Anime Fan Considering Naming Corgi Ein

SEATTLE — In a late-night revelation, local anime fan Jason Meyers reportedly decided to subtly let people know he is…

6 years ago

Teen Shipping Her Divorced Parents

OKEMOS, Mich. — Sources report that Joanna Nowak, 13, has been playfully daydreaming about what might happen if there were…

6 years ago

Nerd Couple Has Klingon-Themed Divorce

CLACKAMAS, Ore. — Citing irreconcilable differences, local Trekkies Paul and Lisa Ash went into painstaking detail to make sure that…

6 years ago