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Digimon Having Rough Day Whispers to Himself He’s the ChampionDigimon Having Rough Day Whispers to Himself He’s the Champion

Digimon Having Rough Day Whispers to Himself He’s the Champion

THE DIGITAL WORLD — Trying to calm himself down after a really stressful day, the Insectoid Digimon Tentomon reportedly took…

6 years ago
Game of Thrones Finale to Kill Off Millions of HBO SubscriptionsGame of Thrones Finale to Kill Off Millions of HBO Subscriptions

Game of Thrones Finale to Kill Off Millions of HBO Subscriptions

NEW YORK — In response to viewer complaints HBO had become too reluctant to dispatch high-profile characters on Game of…

6 years ago
Camp Crystal Lake Closes After Seven Disastrous SummersCamp Crystal Lake Closes After Seven Disastrous Summers

Camp Crystal Lake Closes After Seven Disastrous Summers

CRYSTAL LAKE, N.J. — After over a half a decade of calamity and a body count in the triple digits,…

6 years ago
Paramount Buries Sonic Controversy With Brilliant New Kirby DesignParamount Buries Sonic Controversy With Brilliant New Kirby Design

Paramount Buries Sonic Controversy With Brilliant New Kirby Design

LOS ANGELES — In a PR blitz designed to negate the backlash to their Sonic the Hedgehog live-action design, Paramount…

6 years ago
Furry Entrant in Kentucky Derby Going Off at 1,786,326-1 OddsFurry Entrant in Kentucky Derby Going Off at 1,786,326-1 Odds

Furry Entrant in Kentucky Derby Going Off at 1,786,326-1 Odds

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Captain PixieHoof, set to become the first member of the furry subculture to ever compete in the…

6 years ago
Sonic Team Insulted Movie Director Would Do Something So Pathetic as Respond to Fan FeedbackSonic Team Insulted Movie Director Would Do Something So Pathetic as Respond to Fan Feedback

Sonic Team Insulted Movie Director Would Do Something So Pathetic as Respond to Fan Feedback

TOKYO — In a press conference this morning tinged with disgust and shock, Sega’s Sonic Team told reporters that they…

6 years ago
Anime Fan Considering Naming Corgi EinAnime Fan Considering Naming Corgi Ein

Anime Fan Considering Naming Corgi Ein

SEATTLE — In a late-night revelation, local anime fan Jason Meyers reportedly decided to subtly let people know he is…

6 years ago
Teen Shipping Her Divorced ParentsTeen Shipping Her Divorced Parents

Teen Shipping Her Divorced Parents

OKEMOS, Mich. — Sources report that Joanna Nowak, 13, has been playfully daydreaming about what might happen if there were…

6 years ago
Nerd Couple Has Klingon-Themed DivorceNerd Couple Has Klingon-Themed Divorce

Nerd Couple Has Klingon-Themed Divorce

CLACKAMAS, Ore. — Citing irreconcilable differences, local Trekkies Paul and Lisa Ash went into painstaking detail to make sure that…

6 years ago