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YouTuber Sex Scandal Proves Medium Power Corrupts AbsolutelyYouTuber Sex Scandal Proves Medium Power Corrupts Absolutely

YouTuber Sex Scandal Proves Medium Power Corrupts Absolutely

DALLAS  — Content creator David Patterson, otherwise known as “SuperVGMan64” on YouTube, is under fire for sending predatory texts and…

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Will I Understand John Wick 3 If I Haven’t Grasped Object Permanence?Will I Understand John Wick 3 If I Haven’t Grasped Object Permanence?

Will I Understand John Wick 3 If I Haven’t Grasped Object Permanence?

I know what you’re thinking and, yes, I am a baby. Let’s get past that. It’s fair to wonder whether…

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Inept Hacker Leaks Game of Thrones Season 3 Episode 4Inept Hacker Leaks Game of Thrones Season 3 Episode 4

Inept Hacker Leaks Game of Thrones Season 3 Episode 4

GHENT, Belgium — Notably awful hacker Nicolas Peeters successfully leaked an episode of the hit HBO show Game of Thrones…

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Alabama Woman Who Criticized Daenerys’ Sudden Heel Turn Now Totally Gets ItAlabama Woman Who Criticized Daenerys’ Sudden Heel Turn Now Totally Gets It

Alabama Woman Who Criticized Daenerys’ Sudden Heel Turn Now Totally Gets It

MOBILE, Ala. — Local Game of Thrones fan Lauren Jacobs was reportedly vocal about her distaste for last week’s episode…

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Tokyo City Council Cuts High School’s Funding, Citing Failure to Produce Single Demon-Slaying ÜbermenschTokyo City Council Cuts High School’s Funding, Citing Failure to Produce Single Demon-Slaying Übermensch

Tokyo City Council Cuts High School’s Funding, Citing Failure to Produce Single Demon-Slaying Übermensch

TOKYO — The annual budget of Shippai Preparatory Academy has been reduced due to the school’s failure to adequately prepare…

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Rick Riordan Announces Percy Jackson a Pansexual Fuck MachineRick Riordan Announces Percy Jackson a Pansexual Fuck Machine

Rick Riordan Announces Percy Jackson Pansexual Fuck Machine

BOSTON — Popular fantasy author Rick Riordan announced via Twitter today that his character Percy Jackson is a pansexual fuck…

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Inspiring: This Trans Person Came Out to Their Parents by Doing a Magical Girl TransformationInspiring: This Trans Person Came Out to Their Parents by Doing a Magical Girl Transformation

Inspiring: This Trans Person Came Out to Their Parents by Doing Magical Girl Transformation

Coming out to your family as transgender can be a challenge for anyone, but when Maxine Hart decided to tell…

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Phase 1 of Pokémon Cinematic Universe Will Culminate in Epic Crossover Event Following 151 Solo FilmsPhase 1 of Pokémon Cinematic Universe Will Culminate in Epic Crossover Event Following 151 Solo Films

Phase 1 of Pokémon Cinematic Universe Will Culminate in Epic Crossover Event Following 151 Solo Films

BURBANK, Calif. — Legendary Pictures unveiled their plans for a full Pokémon Cinematic Universe, which will build up to an…

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Pokémon Fan Only Has to Watch Movie 15,537 Times Before Seeing Shiny Detective PikachuPokémon Fan Only Has to Watch Movie 15,537 Times Before Seeing Shiny Detective Pikachu

Pokémon Fan Only Has to Watch Movie 15,537 Times Before Seeing Shiny Detective Pikachu

BROOKLYN — After getting out of an early showing Thursday, Pokémon fanatic Daniel Plumeri raved about how much he loved…

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