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Podcast Fan Certain He Would Be Best Friends With Host If He Could Just Nail Down Address

LOS ANGELES — Podcast fan Garth Hickman announced recently that he's confident that he would be best friends with Zach…

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New M. Night Shyamalan Film Released Straight to Wikipedia Synopsis

LOS ANGELES – Following the disappointing critical reception of Glass, M. Night Shyamalan and Blinding Edge Pictures have announced the…

5 years ago

Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge Features Incredibly Lifelike Rian Johnson for Fans to Yell At

ORLANDO, Fla. — Alongside its life-size Millennium Falcon and replica lightsabers for purchase, Disney revealed that its new Star Wars-themed…

5 years ago

This Is How Bernie Sanders Can Still Beat Avatar’s Box Office Record

This much is clear: Bernie Sanders is the only politician championing millennial nerds. From being the top sword-guy candidate to…

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Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders Practice Fusion Dance For Hours in Attempt to Merge Into Ideal Candidate

KAMI’S LOOKOUT — Sweating and breathing heavily from their strenuous efforts, sources confirmed Wednesday that Senator Elizabeth Warren and Senator…

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Review: Neon Genesis Evangelion Loses Its Appeal Now That It’s Easy for People to Watch

One of the most revolutionary and impactful anime series in history is now widely available on Netflix for all to…

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Bob Iger Seen Begging Subway Passengers For Additional $50 Million to Beat Box Office Record

NEW YORK — CEO of the Walt Disney Company Bob Iger was seen panhandling on the New York City subway…

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Hulu Announces New Prank Show Featuring Millie Bobby Brown Slashing Tires in Thrift Store Parking Lots

LOS ANGELES —  Following a similar announcement from their primary competitors, Hulu has revealed a new reality prank show called…

5 years ago

Lil Nas X’s ‘Old Town Road’ Released in Japan as ‘Lil Castlevania Nas X: Old Town Rondo of Road’

TOKYO — Konami announced plans to create a music record label to release smash hit song "Old Town Road" by…

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