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Disney Creates Beautifully Realistic CGI Audience to Enjoy ‘The Lion King’

LOS ANGELES — Directed by Jon Favreau, Disney announced today a perfectly photo-realistic CGI audience created to enjoy the studio’s…

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Man No Longer Considered the Most Dangerous Game

AMAZON RAINFOREST — In a solemn press conference staged outside their lavish rainforest bungalow, the world’s billionaires have announced that…

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Gamer Excited for Cuphead Property She Can Actually Finish

AUSTIN, Texas — Local gamer Kaylie Terline was reportedly thrilled to hear that Netflix is producing an animated Cuphead show…

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Cartoon Character Voiced by Steve Blum, or Maybe Matt Mercer. Come to Think of It, Liam O’Brien? No, Crispin Freeman. Wait, It’s Phil Lamarr

FORT WORTH, Texas — After watching the English dub of Megalo Box today, local anime fans Alex Reiner and Makeda…

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Live-Action ‘Little Mermaid’ to Feature Hidden Live-Action Penis

LOS ANGELES — Disney Studios announced today that the upcoming live action remake of The Little Mermaid is set to…

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Next Game of Thrones? My Hot Friend Bought Sword

After the thrilling conclusion of the hit HBO show Game of Thrones left viewers decidedly enthralled and satisfied, the world…

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YouTuber Has Almost Enough Subscribers to Quit Day Job

LOS ANGELES — Up-and-coming online celebrity James Corden announced to his YouTube subscribers last night in an update video that…

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Horror Director Can’t Remember If His Movie Is in the ‘Conjuring’ Universe or Not

LOS ANGELES — Horror director Gary Dauberman recently spent another workday wondering if his horror film Annabelle Comes Home, was…

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All 9 Seasons of ‘The Office’ Now Available Exclusively on Tenor GIF Keyboard

Fear not, Dunderheads! While popular comedy series The Office will be leaving Netflix in 2021, Tenor has announced that every…

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