Entertainment

Verizon, AMC, and Long John Silver’s All Announce New Streaming Platforms

Several more streaming platforms will be joining a crowded field next year, as today saw announcements of upcoming services from…

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‘Breaking Bad’ Movie to Pick Up Right Where College Boyfriend’s Description of Show Left Off

CROTON-ON-HUDSON, N.Y. — Netflix just dropped the first full-length trailer for El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie, a sequel film…

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Alfonso Cuarón Announces Roma Pinball Machine

LONDON — At a surprise press conference this morning, acclaimed filmmaker Alfonso Cuarón announced his newest project: a pinball machine…

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NFL Dating Simulator Wins Survival Horror Game of the Year

NEW YORK — NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell held a press conference at NFL Headquarters to announce that their terrifying new…

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Friends Concerned After White Guy Expresses No Interest in Visiting Japan

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Pasty white guy Michael Stephenson alarmed friends and loved ones by vocalizing that he had absolutely no…

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Disgraced Jackie Chan Reveals His Movies Are All TAS

HONG KONG — Filmmaker Jackie Chan held back tears at a press conference today after revealing that all of the…

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SNL Intern Forced to Comb Through 600 5-Hour Long Podcast Episodes After Hiring Gamer Comedian

NEW YORK — Saturday Night Live production intern Christine Price is reportedly being forced to listen to 600 episodes of…

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God Confirms Bible Takes Place in ‘Spy Kids’ Universe

LOS ANGELES — After years of speculation, God finally confirmed at a press conference today that the events of the…

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