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Randy Orton’s Thighs Tapped For Potential Live-Action Chun-Li Role

LOS ANGELES  — The legs belonging to WWE Superstar Randy Orton will reportedly fill the role of Chun-Li, famous for…

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LoFi Hip Hop Radio Girl Still Fails Test After Four Years of Studying

PROBABLY SOMEWHERE IN ITALY — Several sources have recently confirmed that the LoFi Hip Hop Radio Girl has failed her…

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Monster Attack Leaves 37 Dead, 120 Homeless, 1 Power Ranger Having Learned Valuable Lesson About Peer Pressure

ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — The Levy Heights massacre, in which a half-boar half-clown monster called Piggly Giggly destroyed dozens of…

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Method Actor Joaquin Phoenix Rumored to Have Developed Sense of Humor in Preparation for Joker Role

LOS ANGELES — Reports are surfacing from behind the scenes of the hit film Joker that famously committed actor Joaquin…

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Catwoman Reminds Comic Con Hookup That After This Weekend Their Relationship Is No Longer Canon

NEW YORK — Erica Matthison, a New York Comic Con attendee dressed as Catwoman, reportedly told her con hookup late…

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Opinion: This Isn’t Actually Spoiler

I know you haven’t seen The Siege of Trenton yet. You had to work the night of the premiere, I…

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Everyone in Joker Audience Waiting for Right Moment to Do Mass Shooting

BURBANK, Calif. — Every single member of the audience at the premiere screening of Joker at the AMC 16 last…

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Self-Described ‘Gryffindor’ Lacks Courage to Hold Any Other Beliefs

ATLANTA — Local Harry Potter fan and self-described “Gryffindor,” Daniel Wells, decidedly fails to live up to the courage associated…

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Fan Theory Giving Game Writer Way Too Much Credit

TORONTO — A popular post in r/games made the rounds to the front page of Reddit earlier today, in which…

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