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New Movie Uses De-Aging Technology to Make Paul Rudd Look Exactly the Same

LOS ANGELES — An upcoming film by Denis Villeneuve entitled Tempus and starring Paul Rudd was announced this morning; the…

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BREAKING: Baby Yoda Has Died

MATMATA, Tunisia — Close sources from within The Mandalorian production team solemnly reported today that breakout star Baby Yoda died…

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Freddy Krueger Getting Real Freaked Out By Evangelion Fan’s Dreams

SPRINGWOOD, Ohio — Paranormal teen-killer Freddy Krueger is feeling totally freaked out while trying to haunt a Neon Genesis Evangelion…

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George Lucas’ Daughter Furious After Discovering Special Edition of High School Graduation Video

SAN FRANCISCO — Amanda Lucas, daughter of Star Wars creator George Lucas, was reportedly enraged after discovering that her father…

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Fans Upset After Disney+ Changes Classic ‘Simpsons’ Scene to Make It Look Like Mr. Burns Shot Maggie First

NEW YORK — In an unfortunate mishandling of the beloved franchise, fans across the internet expressed their disappointment earlier today…

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Embarrassed Rick and Morty Fan Picks Up New Episode in Brown Paper Bag

CHICAGO — Local Rick and Morty fan Kris Robinson reportedly picked up a copy of the newest episode in an…

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Sonic Fans Now Drunk With Power Demand Big The Cat Be Added to the Film

LOS ANGELES — Following a successful campaign to get the titular character of the upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog film redesigned,…

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We Convinced Martin Scorsese the Skrulls Were Metaphor for Italians and Now He’s Really Into Marvel

The great Martin Scorsese-Marvel feud has come to a close. After weeks of controversy amongst both the Marvel and film…

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