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Huge ‘Star Wars’ Planet Adds Second Town

NEVARRO — Far far away planet Nevarro has added a second town after realizing they have the room to spare,…

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Top 7 Podcasts for the 30 Second Walk to Take the Garbage Out

It’s that time of the day. You must distract yourself from the momentary mundaneness of a simple chore. That garbage…

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Marvel’s New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All Times

LOS ANGELES — In a first for the multi-million dollar media franchise, president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige has confirmed…

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Tragic: The Computer Server From Black Mirror’s San Junipero Is Down for Scheduled Maintenance

SANTA ROSA, Calif. — Sadly leaving all of the service’s customers unavailable to access the popular massively multiplayer online game…

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75% of Seniors Report Most Trusted Source of Information is Quotes Over Pictures of Sam Elliott

WASHINGTON — Scientifically confirming a correlation that has been speculated for decades, a recent study by the Pew Research Center…

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Kumail Nanjiani Thinks About ‘Stuber’ Reviews to Help Power Through Few More Reps

LOS ANGELES — Actor Kumail Nanjiani took to the internet recently to show off his new muscle-bound physique and talk…

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Exhausted Parents Admit Newborn Didn’t Really Get Good Until Season 4

COLONIAL HEIGHTS, Va. — Parents Pat and Misty Santohir reportedly told friends that, while they did not regret having their…

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Man Yearning For ‘Good Old Days’ Mostly Yearning for Bionicle

MILWAUKEE — Nostalgic 26-year-old James Crawford claims he spent his week reminiscing about the halcyon days of 2001, though sources…

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Netflix Announces It’s Losing the Audio Portion of ‘Breaking Bad’ in 2020

LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix co-founder and CEO Reed Hastings announced today that the streaming platform will lose the rights…

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