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Danny Ocean Hires Team of Criminal Specialists to Break Into Blizzard Account Made Under His Old Email Address

LAS VEGAS — Master heist organizer Danny Ocean has reportedly gathered a team of top criminals, acrobats, and smooth talkers…

3 years ago

Man Rereading ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ to Prepare for Release of Book 6 Worried His One-Page-a-Day Pace Too Fast

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local fantasy fan Geoffrey Parsons is reportedly worried that his A Song of Ice and Fire reread,…

3 years ago

Man Cryogenically Frozen in 2013 Probably Regretting Gangnam Style Pose

ORLANDO, Fla. — Since being frozen at the Florida Cryonics Institute in 2013, local man Aaron Westfall has most likely…

3 years ago

Twitch Bans Controversial Bathtub Streamer

NEW YORK —  In an apparent effort to re-categorize and regulate streaming content, Twitch has suspended the account of one…

3 years ago

Tatooine Golf Course Sucks

TATOOINE, O.R.T. — The sand planet Tatooine cut the ribbon on a new golf course that is already facing unanimous…

3 years ago

Review: Bo Burnham’s New Special Has Joke About Gamers, Which Means We Can Write About It

Bo Burnham’s quarantine comedy special Inside released on Netflix today and is a monumental look into a creative person’s deteriorating…

3 years ago

Deal Alert: You Can Own the Jacket from ‘Drive’ at the Small Cost of Being Known as ‘Guy Who Owns the Jacket From Drive’

We have an incredible deal alert for fans of the 2011 film Drive! Samuel Walters, a self-described cinephile and avid…

3 years ago

Why Nobody in Hollywood Will Work With Gene Wilder Anymore

Gene Wilder used to be one of Hollywood’s most promising comedic stars. Classics like Young Frankenstein and The Producers have…

3 years ago

This $400 ‘Try Not to Cum’ Masterclass Dropped Its Price to $30 Today

Trying Not to Cum is increasing in popularity, but folks coming into the hobby sometimes struggle with getting started. This…

3 years ago