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Gotham Rules Batman Can Only Break One Limb on Guy

GOTHAM CITY — Gotham City has passed a controversial new bill that would restrict famed vigilante crime fighter Batman to…

4 years ago

AMC Theaters to Reopen Long Enough to Show Half of Tenet

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — AMC has announced a tentative plan to reopen most of its theaters nationwide long enough to…

4 years ago

Husband Critiques Accuracy of Wife’s Sexy Slave Leia Outfit to Orgasm

DECATUR, Ga. — Local husband and self-described Star Wars aficionado Benny Butler critiqued a ‘sexy Slave Leia’ costume his wife,…

4 years ago

Artist Not Accepting Furry Commissions Must Be Absolutely Loaded

LOS ANGELES — Popular online artist Gabe Sell announced he is accepting commissions but specified he will not do furry…

4 years ago

NBC Pulls 143 Episodes of Show for Glorifying White Supremacist Gang Activity

NEW YORK — Following the removal of episodes of 30 Rock, Community, and Scrubs episodes from streaming services for featuring…

4 years ago

Man Trying to Binge All Star Trek Controversies

CARMEL, Ind. — Using the ample time that has been provided to him due to quarantine and work-from-home, local resident…

4 years ago

Fearful Rick Moranis Unable to Back Out of Contract That Allows Disney to Really Shrink Him

LOS ANGELES — In a twist that has put his return to movies into troubling context, beloved 80’s and 90’s…

4 years ago

Chinese Film Panders to Americans With Chase Sequence Through Downtown Branson, Missouri

SHANGHAI — One scene in the well-received Chinese film Guardians of the North is being called out for pandering to…

5 years ago

The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye

ESOPUS, N.Y.  — The Avengers announced today that they will be making furloughs in order to assist with the gradual…

5 years ago