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Privacy Advocates Warn “Shrek Yourself” App May Be Used To Collect Names and Faces of Americans Who Want to Look Like Shrek

SAN FRANCISCO — Digital rights experts warned that Americans using a hot new phone app to make themselves resemble a…

4 years ago

$300 Editing Software Purchased to Make Simpsons Shitposts

NEW YORK — Aspiring comedian Archie Brewer reportedly spent upwards of $300 on high-end video editing software in a bid…

4 years ago

Amazon Takes Shot at 37% Chance of Hit

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — After much deliberation, Amazon Studios has decided to pull the trigger on developing a show based…

4 years ago

New Version of Batman Screams Constantly to Navigate in the Dark

BURBANK, Calif. — DC Comics has announced the newest iteration of Batman, who will navigate through the cold, dark streets…

4 years ago

42-Year-Old Restaurant Manager Beginning to Realize This Is, In Fact, His Final Form

BREA, Calif. — After a tense standoff with some customers around closing time, it became clear to local Olive Garden…

4 years ago

Upcoming Baby to Be Voiced by Troy Baker

ELMONT, N.Y. — Award-winning voice actor Troy Baker will provide the voice work and motion capture performance for a highly-anticipated…

4 years ago

Disney Announces ‘Hawkeye’ Show Delayed Due to No One Wanting That Shit, Come On Now

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney announced today that their Disney+ Hawkeye show has been delayed indefinitely due to issues of nobody…

4 years ago

Jeopardy! Resumes Tapings With One Contestant Per Episode

LOS ANGELES — Filming resumed on Jeopardy! this week, featuring a modified production that emphasizes social distancing, temporarily cutting the…

4 years ago

Man Expected to Remember What Happened in Comic Book He Read Month Ago

RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — Local comic book enthusiast Casey Little was frustrated and slightly offended that the writers of his favorite…

4 years ago