Entertainment

Lifelong Devil’s Advocate Promoted to Devil’s Communications Director

WASHINGTON — Griffin Miller, a career contrarian and lifelong advocate of The Devil, has been tapped as Communications Director for…

4 years ago

Sony Acquires Exclusive Rights to All Spiders and Men, Just to Be Safe

NEW YORK — Sony Entertainment has acquired exclusive rights to all depictions of arachnids and men in film, television, and…

4 years ago

Report: Shields May Be as Low as 30%

THE GHOST NEBULA — While battling the warrior race, The Zardecks, experts on the Spaceship Baychimo, warn that the ship’s…

4 years ago

Superman Banishes General Zod to Tucker Carlson Guest Box

METROPOLIS — After a brutal and bloody battle through the downtown section of the city, Superman defeated the ruthless General…

4 years ago

Massive Data Breach Reveals Unused Character Model for Niles Crane in ‘Cheers’ Source Code

BRUNSWICK, N.J. — Fans of the classic NBC sitcom Cheers rejoiced today as a massive data breach revealed that long-gestating rumors regarding…

4 years ago

Mario Lopez Appearance on Access Hollywood Unexpectedly Sabotaged by Wario Lopez

LOS ANGELES — 2011 “Favorite TV Reality, Variety, or Comedy Personality or Act” ALMA Award nominee Mario Lopez was once…

4 years ago

Tosh.0 Patched to Tosh.1

CULVER CITY, Calif. — Comedy Central announced in a press release this morning that their longrunning online video roundup show,…

4 years ago

Boyfriend Knows Name of Actress From AT&T Commercial

ST. LOUIS — Local boyfriend Evan Rowe revealed to his girlfriend, Kate Loar, that he knows the name of the…

4 years ago

Gamer Spoilt for Choice Between Game She’s Tired Of and Podcast She Hates

LOS ANGELES — Local gamer Patty Kemp reportedly had a difficult time deciding how to entertain herself yesterday evening, with…

4 years ago