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New JK Rowling Novel Written Entirely in 4chan Greentext

LONDON — Best-selling author JK Rowling announced today that her new novel Troubled Blood will be published anonymously, written entirely…

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Experimental Book Features Unreliable Author

LONDON — Transgressive writer J.K Rowling has astonished audiences with her new book Troubled Blood, featuring herself as the story’s…

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JK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy Novel

LONDON — Harry Potter author JK Rowling has announced that her next novel, about a cisgender man who dresses as…

4 years ago

CBS Hires Young Aspiring Writer to Jiggle the Ethernet Cable When the WiFi Cuts Out

NEW YORK — CBS Studios has reportedly hired aspiring television writer Taylor Johnson, 28, to jiggle the ethernet cable or…

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Disney Announces $50 Mushu Print-Out for Fans to Tape to Their TV While Watching Mulan

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney has announced a new $50 print-out of 1998 Mulan character Mushu available to Disney+ subscribers to…

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Leaked Documents Show Trump Attempted to Hire Bugs Bunny to Saw Mexico Off From North America

WASHINGTON — Documents leaked by an anonymous whistleblower show that President Donald Trump attempted to hire Bugs Bunny for the…

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4chan Users Create Petition for Marvel to Cast the First White Black Panther

NEW YORK —  Wasting no time following the untimely death of Chadwick Boseman to make the tragedy about themselves, frequent…

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Metacritic to Allow Users to Type in Exactly the Review Score They Want to See

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — As part of its latest anti-review bombing measures, review aggregator Metacritic replaced both its Metascore and…

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Zack Snyder Launches OnlyHaters Account

LOS ANGELES — Polarizing filmmaker Zack Snyder has announced a new account on the OnlyHaters service, which allows devoted detractors…

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