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Lost Red Bull Car Ends Up in Military Parade

PYONGYANG — Confusing intelligence officials who initially mistook it as some unusual model of short-barrel tank, a Red Bull branded…

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Alt Right Group Accidentally Kidnaps Michigan J. Frog

LANSING, Mich. — In a comic, but ultimately tragic mishap, a local alt-right militia group attempting to kidnap Michigan governor…

4 years ago

Little Baby Boy Tom Holland Stars in Big Grown Up Movie With Adults

LOS ANGELES — Young baby child and Spider-Man actor Tom Holland stars in the new film The Devil All the…

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Local Wedding Linked to 3,500 Deaths

WESTEROS — Following an exhaustive contact tracing study, a recent Riverlands wedding has been linked to 3,500 deaths, sources report.…

4 years ago

God Uses McRib to Create Female Companion for Ronald McDonald

WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Patrons at a local McDonalds restaurant were caught off guard earlier this week as God, alleged…

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Podcaster Undergoes Risky Surgery to be Able to Naturally Speak at 1.5x Speed

SANDY, Utah — Local podcast host James Brandt recently underwent a risky surgery to speed up his voice to 1.5x…

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Resident Evil Netflix Series Hires Terrible Camera Operators for Accuracy

LOS ANGELES — With Netflix recently greenlighting a series based on Capcom’s Resident Evil video games, the streaming platform assured…

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Man Risks Life for Opportunity to Explain Tenet to Girlfriend

CHICAGO — Cinephile Brad Reznik attended a showing of Tenet, despite dangers associated with the COVID-19 pandemic, for the opportunity…

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Vengeful God Moves On to Next Thing Tumblr Holds Dear

HIGHER REALM — Overcome with wrath and scorn, the ruler of the universe has reportedly taken the next step toward…

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