Entertainment

Guy Attempting to Break Guinness Record for Eating Baseballs Under False Impression That Is Thing

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Local resident Denny Houser has attempted to enter the annals of history by achieving the world record…

3 years ago

Man Who’s Read 200 Books This Year Counts Graphic Novels

NEW YORK — Steven Lloyd, a man who has allegedly read 200 books this year, includes graphic novels in his…

3 years ago

Opinion: You Could Never Make ‘Friends’ Today Because I Would Stop You

As culture progresses, it is no surprise that some media products fail to stand the test of time. Things that…

3 years ago

Disney+ Announces ‘Young Baby Yoda’ Spin-Off

LOS ANGELES — Following the recent successes of sitcoms like Young Sheldon and Young Rock,  the Disney Plus streaming service…

3 years ago

Universal Confirms ‘COVID-19’ Will Join the Family in Fast & Furious 10 After Being Villain of F9

UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. — Universal Pictures has confirmed that the 10th film in the “Fast Saga” will prominently feature the…

3 years ago

Opinion: I Think Batman Does Eat Pussy and He’s Really Fucking Good At It

I'm not normally vocal about the public affairs of Gotham. My place is the private sector and I’m just a…

3 years ago

Jedi Apologizes and Agrees to Attend Counseling After Explaining He Thought Red Lightsaber ‘Just Looked Cooler’

CORUSCANT — Local Jedi Knight Randor Holobon says he regrets showing up to a routine peace-keeping mission wielding a red…

3 years ago

Anime Character Brings Knifegun to a Gunknife Fight

NEO-TOKYO, Japan — Local anime hero Katsu Ichiro suffered a brutal defeat in a showdown with his nemesis Count Nakamura…

3 years ago

Rich People Greenlight 14 New Shows About Poor People

LOS ANGELES — The wealthy owners of the most popular television networks and streaming services have previewed their fall slate…

3 years ago