Zack Zwiezen

Police Desperate to Solve Murder Case Decide to ‘Ask Madden’

DENVER — After exhausting all other leads and possible suspects, stumped Colorado law enforcement officials turned to the famous football…

4 years ago

Here’s Smash Bros. Rumor to Distract You From the Concentration Camps

According to new rumors reported on by Gamespot, IGN, and Kotaku, the latest Smash Bros. Ultimate character has possibly leaked…

5 years ago

Rockstar Games Posts Hastily Drawn 6 on Twitter to Distract People From Latest Controversy

NEW YORK — Hours after a new controversy about Rockstar Games became public knowledge, the video game company posted a…

5 years ago

Scuba Diver Runs Out of Air and Dies After Ignoring Music Getting Faster

SIPADAN ISLANDS, Malaysia — Scuba diver David Peterson, 38, died tragically yesterday around 6 p.m. local time after running out…

5 years ago

Last Fallout 76 Player Excited to Finally Have New Single Player Fallout Game

GLENDALE, Ariz. — As of this morning, local gamer Mark Rowan is reportedly now the final active player remaining in…

6 years ago