Zach Raffio

Zach Raffio

Wrinkly Kong Wishes They Would Just Call Her “Grandma” or SomethingWrinkly Kong Wishes They Would Just Call Her “Grandma” or Something

Wrinkly Kong Wishes They Would Just Call Her “Grandma” or Something

DONKEY KONG ISLAND — Kong Family matriarch Wrinkly Kong expressed her desire this week for her family to retire her…

3 years ago
New ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ Trailer Reveals That It’s Approved for All Audiences by the Motion Picture Association of America, Inc.New ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ Trailer Reveals That It’s Approved for All Audiences by the Motion Picture Association of America, Inc.

New ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ Trailer Reveals That It’s Approved for All Audiences by the Motion Picture Association of America, Inc.

LOS ANGELES — The latest trailer for Marvel’s upcoming Spider-Man: No Way Home has revealed a bombshell new development for…

3 years ago
What ‘The Eternals’ Post-Credits Scene Means for Me, Someone Who Really Has to PeeWhat ‘The Eternals’ Post-Credits Scene Means for Me, Someone Who Really Has to Pee

What ‘The Eternals’ Post-Credits Scene Means for Me, Someone Who Really Has to Pee

By now, Marvel fans are accustomed to sticking around long after the credits roll, as any seasoned MCU-head knows the…

3 years ago
Untitled Goose Game Village Still at 0% VaccinatedUntitled Goose Game Village Still at 0% Vaccinated

Untitled Goose Game Village Still at 0% Vaccinated

UNTITLED VILLAGE — As vaccination rates continue to climb nationwide due to expanded eligibility and availability, local vaccination numbers have…

3 years ago
We Convinced Martin Scorsese the Skrulls Were a Metaphor for Italians and Now He’s Really Into MarvelWe Convinced Martin Scorsese the Skrulls Were a Metaphor for Italians and Now He’s Really Into Marvel

We Convinced Martin Scorsese the Skrulls Were Metaphor for Italians and Now He’s Really Into Marvel

The great Martin Scorsese-Marvel feud has come to a close. After weeks of controversy amongst both the Marvel and film…

5 years ago
‘Breaking Bad’ Movie to Pick Up Right Where College Boyfriend’s Description of Show Left Off‘Breaking Bad’ Movie to Pick Up Right Where College Boyfriend’s Description of Show Left Off

‘Breaking Bad’ Movie to Pick Up Right Where College Boyfriend’s Description of Show Left Off

CROTON-ON-HUDSON, N.Y. — Netflix just dropped the first full-length trailer for El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie, a sequel film…

5 years ago
Marvel Allowed Weekend and Holiday Visitation With Tom HollandMarvel Allowed Weekend and Holiday Visitation With Tom Holland

Marvel Allowed Weekend and Holiday Visitation With Tom Holland

LOS ANGELES — In a controversial move, Sony Pictures and Marvel Studios announced today the termination of their contract allowing…

5 years ago
Farfetch’d Unsure How Much Longer He Can Convince People He’s a Pokemon and Not Just a Duck Holding a LeekFarfetch’d Unsure How Much Longer He Can Convince People He’s a Pokemon and Not Just a Duck Holding a Leek

Farfetch’d Unsure How Much Longer He Can Convince People He’s Pokemon and Not Just a Duck Holding a Leek

TALL GRASS, RT 39 — Farfetch’d confided to reporters this week that he is unsure how much longer he can…

6 years ago
Nintendo Rebrands Original Game Boy as ‘Game Boy Thicc’Nintendo Rebrands Original Game Boy as ‘Game Boy Thicc’

Nintendo Rebrands Original Game Boy as ‘Game Boy Thicc’

KYOTO, Japan  —  Nintendo president Tatsumi Kimishima announced today that Nintendo would be bringing back their beloved original Game Boy…

6 years ago