January 27, 2022 Wrinkly Kong Wishes They Would Just Call Her âGrandmaâ or Something Wrinkly Kong Wishes They Would Just Call Her âGrandmaâ or Something DONKEY KONG ISLAND â Kong Family matriarch Wrinkly Kong expressed her desire this week for her family to retire her physically-observant name and maybe just…
November 17, 2021 New âSpider-Man: No Way Homeâ Trailer Reveals That Itâs Approved for All Audiences by the Motion Picture Association of America, Inc. New âSpider-Man: No Way Homeâ Trailer Reveals That Itâs Approved for All Audiences by the Motion Picture Association of America, Inc. LOS ANGELES â The latest trailer for Marvelâs upcoming Spider-Man: No Way Home has revealed a bombshell new development for the buzzy new installment: the…
November 5, 2021 What âThe Eternalsâ Post-Credits Scene Means for Me, Someone Who Really Has to Pee What âThe Eternalsâ Post-Credits Scene Means for Me, Someone Who Really Has to Pee By now, Marvel fans are accustomed to sticking around long after the credits roll, as any seasoned MCU-head knows the story doesnât end when the…
August 31, 2021 Untitled Goose Game Village Still at 0% Vaccinated Untitled Goose Game Village Still at 0% Vaccinated UNTITLED VILLAGE â As vaccination rates continue to climb nationwide due to expanded eligibility and availability, local vaccination numbers have unfortunately remained steady at 0%,…
November 5, 2019 We Convinced Martin Scorsese the Skrulls Were a Metaphor for Italians and Now He’s Really Into Marvel We Convinced Martin Scorsese the Skrulls Were a Metaphor for Italians and Now He’s Really Into Marvel The great Martin Scorsese-Marvel feud has come to a close. After weeks of controversy amongst both the Marvel and film communities, the acclaimed director has…
September 25, 2019 âBreaking Badâ Movie to Pick Up Right Where College Boyfriendâs Description of Show Left Off âBreaking Badâ Movie to Pick Up Right Where College Boyfriendâs Description of Show Left Off CROTON-ON-HUDSON, N.Y. â Netflix just dropped the first full-length trailer for El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie, a sequel film to AMCâs Emmy-winning series that…
August 20, 2019 Marvel Allowed Weekend and Holiday Visitation With Tom Holland Marvel Allowed Weekend and Holiday Visitation With Tom Holland LOS ANGELES â In a controversial move, Sony Pictures and Marvel Studios announced today the termination of their contract allowing the Spider-Man character to remain…
February 13, 2019 Farfetchâd Unsure How Much Longer He Can Convince People Heâs a Pokemon and Not Just a Duck Holding a Leek Farfetchâd Unsure How Much Longer He Can Convince People Heâs a Pokemon and Not Just a Duck Holding a Leek TALL GRASS, RT 39 â Farfetchâd confided to reporters this week that he is unsure how much longer he can hide the fact he is…
October 22, 2018 Nintendo Rebrands Original Game Boy as ‘Game Boy Thicc’ Nintendo Rebrands Original Game Boy as ‘Game Boy Thicc’ KYOTO, Japan  â  Nintendo president Tatsumi Kimishima announced today that Nintendo would be bringing back their beloved original Game Boy console, boldly renamed as Game…
