November 15, 2019 Galarian Vegan Only Eats Plant-Based Pokémon Galarian Vegan Only Eats Plant-Based Pokémon GALAR — Mina Fielding has joined the increasingly popular vegan lifestyle, vowing to help fight climate change and animal cruelty by avoiding all meat and…
October 27, 2019 Ditto Suffering From Impostor Syndrome Ditto Suffering From Impostor Syndrome KANTO — Experts in Pokémon psychology have diagnosed a severe case of Impostor Syndrome in a local Ditto, the amorphous blob Pokémon able to transform…
June 1, 2018 Sheep Can’t Believe He’s Being Traded for Fucking Wheat Sheep Can’t Believe He’s Being Traded for Fucking Wheat CATAN — After intense trade negotiations concluded late Wednesday on the geographically diverse archipelago of Catan, a sheep belonging to one of the German settlers…