April 28, 2020 Current Relationship Covering Load Time for Next Relationship Current Relationship Covering Load Time for Next Relationship PLANO,Texas — Local man Daniel Masterson recently discovered that his current relationship with Alexa Freedman is just covering up the load time for his next…
March 13, 2020 Guy in Street Fight Doing Considerably Worse After Eating Turkey Leg Out of Trash Can Guy in Street Fight Doing Considerably Worse After Eating Turkey Leg Out of Trash Can NEW YORK — Local street fighter Brock Fistman reportedly received the opposite effect as intended after eating a turkey leg he discovered in the trash…
March 8, 2020 Christian YouTuber Reminds Peers That Algorithm Works in Mysterious Ways Christian YouTuber Reminds Peers That Algorithm Works in Mysterious Ways RICHMOND, Va. — Christian YouTuber LEViticus has posted a controversial video reminding peers that the YouTube algorithm works in mysterious ways and that it must…
February 17, 2020 Review: It’s Not Out for Months But We’re Just Going to Assume ‘The Last of Us 2’ is Really Good Review: It’s Not Out for Months But We’re Just Going to Assume ‘The Last of Us 2’ is Really Good The Last of Us 2 isn’t out until May 29th, but we’re going to go ahead and assume that it’s really, really good, and a…
February 14, 2020 Couple Knows They’re About to Fight After Force Field Appears on Apartment Door Couple Knows They’re About to Fight After Force Field Appears on Apartment Door WAXAHACHIE, Texas — Local couple Darryl Perkins and Amanda Stein recently found out they were going to get into a fight after a force field…
February 6, 2020 What If There Was a ‘The Twilight Zone’ for Gamers? What If There Was a ‘The Twilight Zone’ for Gamers?
January 31, 2020 Idris Elba Should Be the Next Gex the Gecko Idris Elba Should Be the Next Gex the Gecko We all know Gex the Gecko is a pop culture icon. The gecko’s antics are a sight to behold, his tail whips only equaled in…
January 8, 2020 Charles Koch Doesn’t Understand Why Character in First Place Can’t Also Get Blue Shell Charles Koch Doesn’t Understand Why Character in First Place Can’t Also Get Blue Shell CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Billionaire owner of Koch Industries Charles Koch recently gave a two-hour symposium at his alma mater MIT that questioned the mechanics of…
January 7, 2020 Scientists Discover Earth is Heating Up Due to Some Guy Hitting Consecutive Shots in ‘NBA Jam’ Scientists Discover Earth is Heating Up Due to Some Guy Hitting Consecutive Shots in ‘NBA Jam’ WASHINGTON — Climate scientists unveiled their findings today that the Earth’s temperature is rising because some dude named Jeremy has made consecutive shots while playing…
