Tyler Simpson

Current Relationship Covering Load Time for Next Relationship

PLANO,Texas — Local man Daniel Masterson recently discovered that his current relationship with Alexa Freedman is just covering up the…

5 years ago

Guy in Street Fight Doing Considerably Worse After Eating Turkey Leg Out of Trash Can

NEW YORK —  Local street fighter Brock Fistman reportedly received the opposite effect as intended after eating a turkey leg…

5 years ago

Christian YouTuber Reminds Peers That Algorithm Works in Mysterious Ways

RICHMOND, Va. — Christian YouTuber LEViticus has posted a controversial video reminding peers that the YouTube algorithm works in mysterious…

5 years ago

Review: It’s Not Out for Months But We’re Just Going to Assume ‘The Last of Us 2’ is Really Good

The Last of Us 2 isn’t out until May 29th, but we’re going to go ahead and assume that it’s…

5 years ago

Couple Knows They’re About to Fight After Force Field Appears on Apartment Door

WAXAHACHIE, Texas — Local couple Darryl Perkins and Amanda Stein recently found out they were going to get into a…

5 years ago

Idris Elba Should Be the Next Gex the Gecko

We all know Gex the Gecko is a pop culture icon. The gecko’s antics are a sight to behold, his…

5 years ago

Charles Koch Doesn’t Understand Why Character in First Place Can’t Also Get Blue Shell

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Billionaire owner of Koch Industries Charles Koch recently gave a two-hour symposium at his alma mater MIT…

5 years ago

Scientists Discover Earth is Heating Up Due to Some Guy Hitting Consecutive Shots in ‘NBA Jam’

WASHINGTON — Climate scientists unveiled their findings today that the Earth’s temperature is rising because some dude named Jeremy has…

5 years ago