Tyler Simpson

Review: Black Widow Will Satisfy Longtime Fans of Disney’s Q3 Earnings

After a year-long hiatus, the Marvel Cinematic Universe is back in theaters much to the delight of fans of Disney’s…

3 years ago

EA Honors Pride Month by Announcing One of the Crowd Members in FIFA Is Gay

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — In honor of pride month, EA has announced that one of the crowd members in their…

4 years ago

We Rank The Two Shirts You Wore During 2020

From the non-stop wildfires in Australia to the garbage fires in Cyberpunk 2077, 2020 will go down as one of…

4 years ago

“With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man

NEW YORK — New York police officer David Whitehead pulled Spider-Man aside today after teaming up to beat up a…

4 years ago

Beto O’Rourke Skateboarding Game Has You Collect Letters P-O-L-I-T-I-C-A-L-C-O-W-A-R-D

EL PASO, Texas — Former United States representative Beto O’Rourke announced a new skateboarding video game that lets players collect…

4 years ago

Review: Link and Navi’s New Podcast Is Way Too One-Sided

The highly anticipated podcast from iconic gaming duo Link and Navi has finally debuted, and sadly, they have produced an…

4 years ago

Man Tasked With Making Score for Monkey Riding a Swordfish Underwater Creates Transcendent Piece of Music

COALVILLE, U.K. —  Donkey Kong Country’s recent addition to the Nintendo Switch Online SNES collection has fans and audiophiles alike…

4 years ago

Twitter User Pins Moment They Peaked

MIDLOTHIAN, Texas — Twitter user Sarah Criss recently pinned the greatest accomplishment she’ll ever achieve, an observational joke about American’s…

5 years ago

Man Can’t Wait to Suck at Jackbox In Person Again

KANSAS CITY, Kan. — Local gamer Collin Hackett is reportedly excited for the quarantine to be over so he can…

5 years ago