Tyler Simpson

Tyler Simpson

Hidetaka Miyazaki Reveals All His Swamp Levels Are Based On Different Cities in New JerseyHidetaka Miyazaki Reveals All His Swamp Levels Are Based On Different Cities in New Jersey

Hidetaka Miyazaki Reveals All His Swamp Levels Are Based On Different Cities in New Jersey

TOKYO — In an interview about his upcoming game Elden Ring, Hidetaka Miyazaki revealed that all the swamp levels in…

3 years ago
Take-Two Decides to Acquire Zynga for $12.7 Billion Instead of Waiting 24 HoursTake-Two Decides to Acquire Zynga for $12.7 Billion Instead of Waiting 24 Hours

Take-Two Decides to Acquire Zynga for $12.7 Billion Instead of Waiting 24 Hours

NEW YORK — Take-Two Interactive made a shocking acquisition today, opting to buy mobile game company Zynga for $12.7 billion…

3 years ago
How Chris Pratt Prepared for Mario Role By Pretending to Be Blue Collar Guy for 10 YearsHow Chris Pratt Prepared for Mario Role By Pretending to Be Blue Collar Guy for 10 Years

How Chris Pratt Prepared for Mario Role By Pretending to Be Blue Collar Guy for 10 Years

LOS ANGELES — Chris Pratt has revealed that he’s spent the last decade preparing for his upcoming role voicing Mario…

4 years ago
Man Nostalgic for Time When He Was Nostalgic for Star WarsMan Nostalgic for Time When He Was Nostalgic for Star Wars

Man Nostalgic for Time When He Was Nostalgic for Star Wars

PORTLAND, Maine — Local science fiction fan Josh Shegda has been finding himself feeling nostalgic for the time when he…

4 years ago
JK Rowling Confirms Harry Potter Loved the New Dave Chappelle SpecialJK Rowling Confirms Harry Potter Loved the New Dave Chappelle Special

JK Rowling Confirms Harry Potter Loved the New Dave Chappelle Special

EDINBURGH, Scotland — Author JK Rowling confirmed today that Harry Potter, the titular character in her series of fantasy novels,…

4 years ago
Conservative YouTuber Convention to Be Held Inside Truck Parked In Front of Convention CenterConservative YouTuber Convention to Be Held Inside Truck Parked In Front of Convention Center

Conservative YouTuber Convention to Be Held Inside Truck Parked In Front of Convention Center

PHOENIX — The conservative YouTuber convention “ConCon” will be held inside a truck parked in front of the Phoenix Convention…

4 years ago
Opinion: Michael Scott Was Actually a Bad BossOpinion: Michael Scott Was Actually a Bad Boss

Opinion: Michael Scott Was Actually Bad Boss

It’s been 16 years since The Office first took America by storm. At the time, we all loved Michael Scott…

4 years ago
Man Finishes Life in 43 Years With 0 Kills and 2,000 Secrets MissedMan Finishes Life in 43 Years With 0 Kills and 2,000 Secrets Missed

Man Finishes Life in 43 Years With 0 Kills and 2,000 Secrets Missed

HOUSTON, Texas — Local man Christian Balthazar passed away yesterday at the age of 43, leaving behind his beloved wife…

4 years ago
‘Skip Ad’ Button Appears on Screen for Entirety of Space Jam 2‘Skip Ad’ Button Appears on Screen for Entirety of Space Jam 2

‘Skip Ad’ Button Appears on Screen for Entirety of Space Jam 2

LOS ANGELES — The Federal Trade Commission has legally required Space Jam: A New Legacy to feature a “skip ad”…

4 years ago