January 16, 2022 Hidetaka Miyazaki Reveals All His Swamp Levels Are Based On Different Cities in New Jersey Hidetaka Miyazaki Reveals All His Swamp Levels Are Based On Different Cities in New Jersey TOKYO — In an interview about his upcoming game Elden Ring, Hidetaka Miyazaki revealed that all the swamp levels in every FromSoftware game are based…
January 10, 2022 Take-Two Decides to Acquire Zynga for $12.7 Billion Instead of Waiting 24 Hours Take-Two Decides to Acquire Zynga for $12.7 Billion Instead of Waiting 24 Hours NEW YORK — Take-Two Interactive made a shocking acquisition today, opting to buy mobile game company Zynga for $12.7 billion dollars instead of waiting 24…
December 31, 2021 How Chris Pratt Prepared for Mario Role By Pretending to Be Blue Collar Guy for 10 Years How Chris Pratt Prepared for Mario Role By Pretending to Be Blue Collar Guy for 10 Years LOS ANGELES — Chris Pratt has revealed that he’s spent the last decade preparing for his upcoming role voicing Mario in the video game mascot’s…
November 14, 2021 Man Nostalgic for Time When He Was Nostalgic for Star Wars Man Nostalgic for Time When He Was Nostalgic for Star Wars PORTLAND, Maine — Local science fiction fan Josh Shegda has been finding himself feeling nostalgic for the time when he felt nostalgic for the Star…
November 5, 2021 JK Rowling Confirms Harry Potter Loved the New Dave Chappelle Special JK Rowling Confirms Harry Potter Loved the New Dave Chappelle Special EDINBURGH, Scotland — Author JK Rowling confirmed today that Harry Potter, the titular character in her series of fantasy novels, really enjoyed Dave Chappelle’s latest…
August 23, 2021 Conservative YouTuber Convention to Be Held Inside Truck Parked In Front of Convention Center Conservative YouTuber Convention to Be Held Inside Truck Parked In Front of Convention Center PHOENIX — The conservative YouTuber convention “ConCon” will be held inside a truck parked in front of the Phoenix Convention Center. “It’s incredible how many…
August 10, 2021 Opinion: Michael Scott Was Actually a Bad Boss Opinion: Michael Scott Was Actually a Bad Boss It’s been 16 years since The Office first took America by storm. At the time, we all loved Michael Scott for being a funny boss…
August 5, 2021 Man Finishes Life in 43 Years With 0 Kills and 2,000 Secrets Missed Man Finishes Life in 43 Years With 0 Kills and 2,000 Secrets Missed HOUSTON, Texas — Local man Christian Balthazar passed away yesterday at the age of 43, leaving behind his beloved wife Cory, his three children Ella,…
July 17, 2021 ‘Skip Ad’ Button Appears on Screen for Entirety of Space Jam 2 ‘Skip Ad’ Button Appears on Screen for Entirety of Space Jam 2 LOS ANGELES — The Federal Trade Commission has legally required Space Jam: A New Legacy to feature a “skip ad” button on the bottom right-hand…
