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Twitch Bans All Mentions of Virgin Mary and Incel JosephTwitch Bans All Mentions of Virgin Mary and Incel Joseph

Twitch Bans All Mentions of Virgin Mary and Incel Joseph

SAN FRANCISCO — Just before Christmas, video streaming platform Twitch has banned users from making any mention of the Virgin…

5 years ago
Alt Right Group Accidentally Kidnaps Michigan J. FrogAlt Right Group Accidentally Kidnaps Michigan J. Frog

Alt Right Group Accidentally Kidnaps Michigan J. Frog

LANSING, Mich. — In a comic, but ultimately tragic mishap, a local alt-right militia group attempting to kidnap Michigan governor…

5 years ago
Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’

Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’

NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has revealed that the most played video game of the COVID-19…

5 years ago
J.K. Rowling Reveals Harry Potter Would Vote for Michael Bloomberg in Obvious Advertising CampaignJ.K. Rowling Reveals Harry Potter Would Vote for Michael Bloomberg in Obvious Advertising Campaign

J.K. Rowling Reveals Harry Potter Would Vote for Michael Bloomberg in Obvious Advertising Campaign

LONDON — In what fans are calling the most pathetic example of Michael Bloomberg’s viral campaign advertising, Harry Potter author…

5 years ago
dril Becomes Conservative Icon After Accidental Retweet From @realDonaldTrumpdril Becomes Conservative Icon After Accidental Retweet From @realDonaldTrump

dril Becomes Conservative Icon After Accidental Retweet From @realDonaldTrump

WASHINGTON — Famed cursed twitter account @dril became a conservative icon this morning after being retweeted by President Donald Trump,…

6 years ago
Man Sick of Elevator Masking Loading Screen on the Way to Deadend JobMan Sick of Elevator Masking Loading Screen on the Way to Deadend Job

Man Sick of Elevator Masking Loading Screen on the Way to Deadend Job

CLEVELAND  — Gamer Conrad Verner was reportedly sick of the constant loading screens he has to endure each morning on…

6 years ago
Waluigi Won’t Be in Smash Bros Until He Solves Israel-Palestine Conflict, Says SakuraiWaluigi Won’t Be in Smash Bros Until He Solves Israel-Palestine Conflict, Says Sakurai

Waluigi Won’t Be in Smash Bros Until He Solves Israel-Palestine Conflict, Says Sakurai

TOKYO — Rubbing his face in frustration, Masahiro Sakurai revealed in an improvised Nintendo Direct this morning that the real…

6 years ago