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Twitch Bans All Mentions of Virgin Mary and Incel Joseph

SAN FRANCISCO — Just before Christmas, video streaming platform Twitch has banned users from making any mention of the Virgin…

4 years ago

Alt Right Group Accidentally Kidnaps Michigan J. Frog

LANSING, Mich. — In a comic, but ultimately tragic mishap, a local alt-right militia group attempting to kidnap Michigan governor…

4 years ago

Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’

NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has revealed that the most played video game of the COVID-19…

5 years ago

J.K. Rowling Reveals Harry Potter Would Vote for Michael Bloomberg in Obvious Advertising Campaign

LONDON — In what fans are calling the most pathetic example of Michael Bloomberg’s viral campaign advertising, Harry Potter author…

5 years ago

dril Becomes Conservative Icon After Accidental Retweet From @realDonaldTrump

WASHINGTON — Famed cursed twitter account @dril became a conservative icon this morning after being retweeted by President Donald Trump,…

5 years ago

Man Sick of Elevator Masking Loading Screen on the Way to Deadend Job

CLEVELAND  — Gamer Conrad Verner was reportedly sick of the constant loading screens he has to endure each morning on…

5 years ago

Waluigi Won’t Be in Smash Bros Until He Solves Israel-Palestine Conflict, Says Sakurai

TOKYO — Rubbing his face in frustration, Masahiro Sakurai revealed in an improvised Nintendo Direct this morning that the real…

5 years ago