March 6, 2020 Stoner Immediately Forgets Spoiler Stoner Immediately Forgets Spoiler DETROIT â Local pothead Sarah Murphyâs distress after encountering a spoiler of a movie she planned on seeing was immediately relieved after she forgot what…
December 5, 2018 I Survived: My Mic Was Muted for Two Hours and No One Noticed I Survived: My Mic Was Muted for Two Hours and No One Noticed Heart palpitations. Cold sweats. âWhy is no one listening to me?â I wondered to myself, rifling through a mental rolodex of every interaction Iâd had…
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August 21, 2018 Opinion: My Controllerâs Being Weird Opinion: My Controllerâs Being Weird It is time for our nation to come together and agree that my controller is being weird as hell right now and thatâs the only…
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February 11, 2018 Stranger Things Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Having Enough Friends to Play D&D Stranger Things Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Having Enough Friends to Play D&D Stranger Things is known for its massively talented young actors and nostalgic 1980s Spielberg-esque horror vibes. It features telekinetic children, creatures from other dimensions, and…
