Stephen Bell

Stephen Bell

Link From ‘Link’s Awakening’ So Happy to No Longer Be in a Dream World But Instead Starving to Death in the Middle of the OceanLink From ‘Link’s Awakening’ So Happy to No Longer Be in a Dream World But Instead Starving to Death in the Middle of the Ocean

Link From ‘Link’s Awakening’ So Happy to No Longer Be in Dream World But Instead Starving to Death in the Middle of the Ocean

OPEN WATERS, Hyrule — Hero of legend Link was reportedly thrilled to find himself dying of hunger in the cold…

3 years ago
Gamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While SwipingGamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While Swiping

Gamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While Swiping

ATHENS, Ohio — Single gamer Evan Hughes reportedly believes that holding down and B while swiping on Tinder increases his…

4 years ago
So Called ‘Landlord’ Can’t Even Earth BendSo Called ‘Landlord’ Can’t Even Earth Bend

So Called ‘Landlord’ Can’t Even Earth Bend

ATHENS, Ohio — A group of local tenants are reportedly disappointed by their landlord’s inability to utilize even the most…

5 years ago