February 11, 2022 Link From ‘Link’s Awakening’ So Happy to No Longer Be in a Dream World But Instead Starving to Death in the Middle of the Ocean Link From ‘Link’s Awakening’ So Happy to No Longer Be in a Dream World But Instead Starving to Death in the Middle of the Ocean OPEN WATERS, Hyrule — Hero of legend Link was reportedly thrilled to find himself dying of hunger in the cold sea after saving a giant…
April 27, 2021 Gamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While Swiping Gamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While Swiping ATHENS, Ohio — Single gamer Evan Hughes reportedly believes that holding down and B while swiping on Tinder increases his chances of getting an automatic…
June 7, 2020 So Called ‘Landlord’ Can’t Even Earth Bend So Called ‘Landlord’ Can’t Even Earth Bend ATHENS, Ohio — A group of local tenants are reportedly disappointed by their landlord’s inability to utilize even the most basic of earth bending techniques…
