Saad Khan

Saad Khan

Sony Suggests Putting Crash Bandicoot in the Middle and Letting Him Choose Which Company He Wants to Go ToSony Suggests Putting Crash Bandicoot in the Middle and Letting Him Choose Which Company He Wants to Go To

Sony Suggests Putting Crash Bandicoot in the Middle and Letting Him Choose Which Company He Wants to Go To

SAN MATEO, Calif. — In response to Microsoft’s recent acquisition of Activision-Blizzard, Sony Interactive Entertainment CEO Jim Ryan suggested that…

3 years ago
Employees Urged to Keep Working After T-Virus Exposure Unless They Have Giant Eyeball Growing Out of Their ShoulderEmployees Urged to Keep Working After T-Virus Exposure Unless They Have Giant Eyeball Growing Out of Their Shoulder

Employees Urged to Keep Working After T-Virus Exposure Unless They Have Giant Eyeball Growing Out of Their Shoulder

RACCOON CITY — The Raccoon City Health Department (RCHD) recently advised employees exposed to the rapidly spreading T-Virus to continue…

3 years ago
Girlfriend Maxes Out Bed’s Inventory LimitGirlfriend Maxes Out Bed’s Inventory Limit

Girlfriend Maxes Out Bed’s Inventory Limit

BEDFORD, Mass. — Local gamer Keith Dickey reportedly attempted to slot himself into his bed’s inventory only to find that…

4 years ago
Black Mirror Episode Set in the Stone Age Warns Audience of the Dangers of the WheelBlack Mirror Episode Set in the Stone Age Warns Audience of the Dangers of the Wheel

Black Mirror Episode Set in the Stone Age Warns Audience of the Dangers of the Wheel

LONDON — Charlie Brooker, creator of Netflix’s Black Mirror, announced a special one-off episode of the popular sci-fi anthology television…

4 years ago
Gamer Living Through the Purge Launches Nintendo ROM SiteGamer Living Through the Purge Launches Nintendo ROM Site

Gamer Living Through the Purge Launches Nintendo ROM Site

LOS ANGELES — Local gamer Alex Thorne, who is currently living through a period called the Purge in which all…

4 years ago
Gamer Who Bought Entire Trilogy on Sale Quits Halfway Through First GameGamer Who Bought Entire Trilogy on Sale Quits Halfway Through First Game

Gamer Who Bought Entire Trilogy on Sale Quits Halfway Through First Game

DES PLAINES, Ill. — Local gamer James Johnson, who recently purchased the Assassin’s Creed: Ezio Trilogy collection, has reportedly quit…

5 years ago
GameStop Offers $7.25 Trade-In Credit for Hour of Employee’s LifeGameStop Offers $7.25 Trade-In Credit for Hour of Employee’s Life

GameStop Offers $7.25 Trade-In Credit for Hour of Employee’s Life

GRAPEVINE, Texas — After careful consideration of its market value, a local GameStop location offered recently hired employee Rob Lindsey…

5 years ago
Gamer Buys Both Nate Silver and Nate Gold Versions to Get Full ResultsGamer Buys Both Nate Silver and Nate Gold Versions to Get Full Results

Gamer Buys Both Nate Silver and Nate Gold Versions to Get Full Results

ERIE, Pa. — Local gamer Glenn Rice reportedly purchased both Nate Silver and Nate Gold versions of the 2020 presidential…

5 years ago
Local Wedding Linked to 3,500 DeathsLocal Wedding Linked to 3,500 Deaths

Local Wedding Linked to 3,500 Deaths

WESTEROS — Following an exhaustive contact tracing study, a recent Riverlands wedding has been linked to 3,500 deaths, sources report.…

5 years ago