Saad Khan

Sony Suggests Putting Crash Bandicoot in the Middle and Letting Him Choose Which Company He Wants to Go To

SAN MATEO, Calif. — In response to Microsoft’s recent acquisition of Activision-Blizzard, Sony Interactive Entertainment CEO Jim Ryan suggested that…

3 years ago

Employees Urged to Keep Working After T-Virus Exposure Unless They Have Giant Eyeball Growing Out of Their Shoulder

RACCOON CITY — The Raccoon City Health Department (RCHD) recently advised employees exposed to the rapidly spreading T-Virus to continue…

3 years ago

Girlfriend Maxes Out Bed’s Inventory Limit

BEDFORD, Mass. — Local gamer Keith Dickey reportedly attempted to slot himself into his bed’s inventory only to find that…

3 years ago

Black Mirror Episode Set in the Stone Age Warns Audience of the Dangers of the Wheel

LONDON — Charlie Brooker, creator of Netflix’s Black Mirror, announced a special one-off episode of the popular sci-fi anthology television…

3 years ago

Gamer Living Through the Purge Launches Nintendo ROM Site

LOS ANGELES — Local gamer Alex Thorne, who is currently living through a period called the Purge in which all…

3 years ago

Gamer Who Bought Entire Trilogy on Sale Quits Halfway Through First Game

DES PLAINES, Ill. — Local gamer James Johnson, who recently purchased the Assassin’s Creed: Ezio Trilogy collection, has reportedly quit…

4 years ago

GameStop Offers $7.25 Trade-In Credit for Hour of Employee’s Life

GRAPEVINE, Texas — After careful consideration of its market value, a local GameStop location offered recently hired employee Rob Lindsey…

4 years ago

Gamer Buys Both Nate Silver and Nate Gold Versions to Get Full Results

ERIE, Pa. — Local gamer Glenn Rice reportedly purchased both Nate Silver and Nate Gold versions of the 2020 presidential…

4 years ago

Local Wedding Linked to 3,500 Deaths

WESTEROS — Following an exhaustive contact tracing study, a recent Riverlands wedding has been linked to 3,500 deaths, sources report.…

4 years ago