Rob Steinberg

Toddler Struggling to Keep Up With Fifty Years Worth of Sesame Street Continuity

DALLAS — Local child Sammy Dorner, 2, found himself having trouble understanding new episodes of Sesame Street without having seen…

3 years ago

PlayStation 5 to Bring Back That Slot for Hiding Your Weed In

TOKYO — As Sony releases more updates about the highly anticipated PlayStation 5, the company surprised fans with today’s announcement…

4 years ago

Marvel Reveals Thanos Erased ISIS and It Will Return if Universe is Restored

LOS ANGELES — Joe and Anthony Russo revealed today that, not only is it canon in the Marvel Cinematic Universe…

6 years ago

Aging Anime Fan Needs Viagra to Maintain Nosebleeds

BERKELEY, Calif. — Middle-aged anime fan Nick Klempf has accepted that at this point in his life, he no longer…

6 years ago

Uninspired Rule 34 Artist Just Going Through Motions of Drawing Sonic Eating Out Tails

ALBANY, N.Y.  — Revered Rule 34 artist Sophia Zinn is no longer feeling inspired by her various drawings of Sonic…

6 years ago