September 27, 2020 Conversation With White Relatives About Systematic Racism Needs More Dialogue Options Conversation With White Relatives About Systematic Racism Needs More Dialogue Options SARASOTA, Fla. — Local college student Sara Withers complained about a lack of good dialogue options when speaking to her parents about the continued oppression…
April 7, 2020 Study Shows Average Anime High School Student Needs 9 Seasons to Graduate Study Shows Average Anime High School Student Needs 9 Seasons to Graduate KYOTO, Japan — A troubling new study from the University of Hidari Wakibara has found that it takes a typical anime student at least nine…
July 14, 2019 Dave & Busters Now Provides Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play Shooters Dave & Busters Now Provides Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play Shooters DALLAS — Popular restaurant and entertainment chain Dave & Busters has announced a plan to upgrade all of its franchise locations, adding a tasty new…
November 13, 2018 PETA Activist Dies After Refusing Phoenix Down PETA Activist Dies After Refusing Phoenix Down EL PASO, Texas — Local PETA activist Trygil Hellfist passed away today after forbidding his party members from using a Phoenix Down to revive him.…
