Patrick Susmilch

Progress: We Finally Have Female Orson Scott Card

EDINBURGH — Young adult fiction fans are rejoicing as the literature world finally has a female equivalent to Orson Scott…

5 years ago

Experts Worry Unreal Engine 5 Will Deplete the World’s Supply of Triangles

CARY, N.C. — Epic Games revealed their upcoming Unreal Engine 5 today, a program with such staggering capability that experts…

5 years ago

Gamer Checks Facebook During Cutscene That Took 3,000 Man-Hours to Animate

BURBANK, Calif. —  Local gamer Steven Collett half-heartedly scrolled through his Facebook news feed during a Call of Duty: WWII…

6 years ago

Report: Current Generation of Pokémon First to be Financially Worse-Off Than Previous Generations

HAU'OLI CITY, Melemele Island — A new report from the Pew Research Center states that today’s seventh generation of Pokémon…

7 years ago

New Game Has You Play as Rogue Cop Who Follows All the Rules

AUSTIN, Texas —  “Blue Line: An Officer’s Tale”, a new third person shooter game announced yesterday, is looking to breath…

7 years ago

NASA Discovers Planet With More Than 4 Playable Areas

WASHINGTON — NASA announced today the discovery of a new exoplanet that reportedly hosts at least four playable areas. This…

7 years ago