Patrick Crooks

Everyone on Space Flight Murdered by Man’s Emotional Support Xenomorph

SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EARTH AND LV-462 — The Weyland-Yutani Corporation has found themselves under intense scrutiny after a xenomorph alien slaughtered…

5 years ago

‘I’m Funny’ Thinks Man Hitting Send on Tweet That Will Ruin His Life

BOSTON — Blissfully unaware of the drastic ramifications the action would soon wreak upon him, local man Elliott Cole recently…

5 years ago

Mom Could Have Made Video Game at Home for Cheaper

HYATTSVILLE, Md. — Following a request from her son for the purchase of Tom Clancy’s The Division 2, local mom…

6 years ago

Donald Trump SWATs Michael Cohen Hearing

WASHINGTON — The Congressional Testimony of President Trump’s former lawyer Michael Cohen was dramatically interrupted by a SWAT unit who…

6 years ago

Guy Waiting for Right Moment to Ask How Dead Cousin’s Game Collection Being Divvied Up

ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Following the recent death of his cousin Jake Geller, local gamer Dave Adler has been contemplating the…

6 years ago

Free-to-Play Indie Game Hits 1 Million Users Just Kind of Keeping It In Steam Library

BETHESDA, Md. — Larkin’s Quest, a critically acclaimed, free to download Steam game reached the historic milestone of one million…

6 years ago