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Pottermore Update Requires Picture of Genitals Before Confirming Gender

LONDON — A recent Pottermore update will now require users to upload pictures of their genitals in order to confirm…

5 years ago

Deadpool ‘I’ve Got Issues’ Shirt Already Raising Mental Health Awareness

LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Self-described ‘nerdtrepreneur’ and microbrewery employee Zachary Oldfield has reportedly taken it upon himself to raise mental…

5 years ago

Gamer Doctor Saves Life Twice Just In Case

YUMA, Ariz. — After having spent four hours in an operating theater performing a coronary artery bypass, gamer surgeon Esmeralda…

5 years ago

Gamer Combs Through New Game Pixel by Pixel to See If It’s Shoving Politics Down His Throat

PHOENIX — Gamer Michael Boggs is taking it upon himself to investigate every frame, note, and pixel of Hero’s Horizon…

5 years ago