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Cool Dude Tells Everyone in Match Good Luck and Have Fun

GLENDALE, Ariz. — Local cool dude and gamer Kirk Snyder wrote “good luck, have fun!” to massive praise at the…

3 years ago

Anthropologists Discover Tribe Deep Within Amazon Who Haven’t Seen Outside World in Years

SEATTLE — Anthropologists have discovered a hidden tribe of people deep within the Amazon who seemingly have not made any…

3 years ago

Al Yankovic Announces End of ‘Weird’ Phase

LOS ANGELES — Prolific musician Alfred Yankovic announced today that he is putting an end to his “weird” phase and…

3 years ago

In Memoriam: Honoring Those Who Still Haven’t Returned From Escape Rooms

Escape rooms can be a blast. Getting together with friends and family to enter a real life puzzle-solving experience, working…

3 years ago

Unvaccinated Muscle-Child Going for Glass Cannon Build

MADISCON, Wisc. — 9-year-old muscle child Toby Burrows will reportedly avoid receiving his COVID-19 vaccine in order to achieve a…

3 years ago

The Top 10 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week

CAUTION: This column features comments, and commentary that joke at the expense of Elon Musk. If you are sensitive to…

4 years ago

The Top 10 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week

What is art? Is it something that makes you feel? Is it something you sell to rich weirdos so they…

4 years ago

The Top 5 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week

Welcome to our weekly comment roundup, featuring only the finest in snappy response-based internet comedy. Each of these curated comments…

4 years ago

The Top 5 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week

While it seems like many people were underwhelmed by the most recent Nintendo Direct, I would like to personally thank…

4 years ago