Owen Crowlie

Owen Crowlie

Opinion: If Everyone Has a Death Note, Everyone Is SafeOpinion: If Everyone Has a Death Note, Everyone Is Safe

Opinion: If Everyone Has Death Note, Everyone Is Safe

Death Notes, mysterious notebooks which grant its user the supernatural ability to kill anyone whose name is written in their…

4 years ago
Visual Novel Ported to HardcoverVisual Novel Ported to Hardcover

Visual Novel Ported to Hardcover

SAN FRANCISCO — Indie developer Siraj Blevins announced today that his hit visual novel The Lonely Little Student is being…

4 years ago
Wikipedia+ Service to Lock Film Synopses Behind Monthly SubscriptionWikipedia+ Service to Lock Film Synopses Behind Monthly Subscription

Wikipedia+ Service to Lock Film Synopses Behind Monthly Subscription

SAN FRANCISCO — Wikipedia, the formerly free encyclopedia website, has announced a new paid subscription service that will now make…

4 years ago
Anthropologists Discover Humanity’s Earliest CosplayAnthropologists Discover Humanity’s Earliest Cosplay

Anthropologists Discover Humanity’s Earliest Cosplay

SAN FELICE CIRCEO, Italy — A recent archeological excavation has unearthed what many are certain are the physical remnants of…

4 years ago
Man Who Paints Little Figurines on YouTube Unsure Why He Has So Many Nazi FollowersMan Who Paints Little Figurines on YouTube Unsure Why He Has So Many Nazi Followers

Man Who Paints Little Figurines on YouTube Unsure Why He Has So Many Nazi Followers

DEER ISLE, Maine — A local retiree who has been uploading videos of him painting little hobby store figurines has…

4 years ago
Video Game Mini-Boss Insists on Being Called ‘VP of Bossing’Video Game Mini-Boss Insists on Being Called ‘VP of Bossing’

Video Game Mini-Boss Insists on Being Called ‘VP of Bossing’

THE IVORY VALE — A large arachnid henchman that appears halfway through a nearby magical field has repeatedly been curt…

4 years ago
Man Quits His Job to Write the Great American Minecraft NovelMan Quits His Job to Write the Great American Minecraft Novel

Man Quits His Job to Write the Great American Minecraft Novel

NEWARK, N.J. — Local accountant Steve Denton has quit the drudgery of his 9 to 5 job to pursue his…

4 years ago
Shop Owner Switches Careers With Adventurer After Buying His Entire InventoryShop Owner Switches Careers With Adventurer After Buying His Entire Inventory

Shop Owner Switches Careers With Adventurer After Buying His Entire Inventory

ETURENE — After buying a plethora of weapons, armor, and items from a local adventurer, local business owner Welton the…

4 years ago
Opinion: I Know Blizzard Sucks But This Video Essay On Why I Love Them Took Me 7 MonthsOpinion: I Know Blizzard Sucks But This Video Essay On Why I Love Them Took Me 7 Months

Opinion: I Know Blizzard Sucks But This Video Essay On Why I Love Them Took Me 7 Months

Have you ever worked hard to build something with your own two hands, only for all that effort to be…

4 years ago