October 12, 2021 Opinion: If Everyone Has a Death Note, Everyone Is Safe Opinion: If Everyone Has a Death Note, Everyone Is Safe Death Notes, mysterious notebooks which grant its user the supernatural ability to kill anyone whose name is written in their pages, are a staple of…
September 17, 2021 Visual Novel Ported to Hardcover Visual Novel Ported to Hardcover SAN FRANCISCO — Indie developer Siraj Blevins announced today that his hit visual novel The Lonely Little Student is being ported to hardcover. “The Lonely…
September 8, 2021 Wikipedia+ Service to Lock Film Synopses Behind Monthly Subscription Wikipedia+ Service to Lock Film Synopses Behind Monthly Subscription SAN FRANCISCO — Wikipedia, the formerly free encyclopedia website, has announced a new paid subscription service that will now make users of the website pay…
August 21, 2021 Anthropologists Discover Humanity’s Earliest Cosplay Anthropologists Discover Humanity’s Earliest Cosplay SAN FELICE CIRCEO, Italy — A recent archeological excavation has unearthed what many are certain are the physical remnants of man’s first cosplay, a Homo…
August 20, 2021 Man Who Paints Little Figurines on YouTube Unsure Why He Has So Many Nazi Followers Man Who Paints Little Figurines on YouTube Unsure Why He Has So Many Nazi Followers DEER ISLE, Maine — A local retiree who has been uploading videos of him painting little hobby store figurines has grown overly alarmed at the…
August 14, 2021 Video Game Mini-Boss Insists on Being Called ‘VP of Bossing’ Video Game Mini-Boss Insists on Being Called ‘VP of Bossing’ THE IVORY VALE — A large arachnid henchman that appears halfway through a nearby magical field has repeatedly been curt with fellow employees of the…
August 13, 2021 Man Quits His Job to Write the Great American Minecraft Novel Man Quits His Job to Write the Great American Minecraft Novel NEWARK, N.J. — Local accountant Steve Denton has quit the drudgery of his 9 to 5 job to pursue his greatest ambition: writing the great…
August 13, 2021 Shop Owner Switches Careers With Adventurer After Buying His Entire Inventory Shop Owner Switches Careers With Adventurer After Buying His Entire Inventory ETURENE — After buying a plethora of weapons, armor, and items from a local adventurer, local business owner Welton the Shopkeeper has decided to venture…
August 9, 2021 Opinion: I Know Blizzard Sucks But This Video Essay On Why I Love Them Took Me 7 Months Opinion: I Know Blizzard Sucks But This Video Essay On Why I Love Them Took Me 7 Months Have you ever worked hard to build something with your own two hands, only for all that effort to be destroyed by some allegations? Because…
