Noah Ammerman

Saying ‘Hey! Listen!’ Is No Longer Enough

Ever since Ganondorf attacked Hyrule, I’ve had to constantly remind you that we can’t go back to our normal lives…

4 years ago

Baby Stuck in Development Hell

BOSTON — In the second quarter of 2016, local married couple Jonah and Sasha Figueroa announced they were starting development…

5 years ago

Trolls Fan Suspects DreamWorks Making Troll Dolls Just to Sell Movies

MINNEAPOLIS — Local doll superfan Charley Cover expressed skepticism about the upcoming Dreamworks film Trolls World Tour, claiming that the…

5 years ago

Pokémon Trainer Dad Suddenly Remembers Kids Are at Day Care After Four Months

DES MOINES, Iowa — Local Pokémon trainer Dan Whitworth realized early this morning that two of his children were still…

5 years ago

Best Buy Website Accidentally Lists Unannounced U.S. President Coming in 2020

RICHFIELD, Minn. — Several eagle-eyed gamers recently discovered a Best Buy website listing for a previously unannounced entry in the…

5 years ago