Noah Ammerman

Noah Ammerman

Saying ‘Hey! Listen!’ Is No Longer EnoughSaying ‘Hey! Listen!’ Is No Longer Enough

Saying ‘Hey! Listen!’ Is No Longer Enough

Ever since Ganondorf attacked Hyrule, I’ve had to constantly remind you that we can’t go back to our normal lives…

5 years ago
Baby Stuck in Development HellBaby Stuck in Development Hell

Baby Stuck in Development Hell

BOSTON — In the second quarter of 2016, local married couple Jonah and Sasha Figueroa announced they were starting development…

5 years ago
Trolls Fan Suspects DreamWorks Making Troll Dolls Just to Sell MoviesTrolls Fan Suspects DreamWorks Making Troll Dolls Just to Sell Movies

Trolls Fan Suspects DreamWorks Making Troll Dolls Just to Sell Movies

MINNEAPOLIS — Local doll superfan Charley Cover expressed skepticism about the upcoming Dreamworks film Trolls World Tour, claiming that the…

5 years ago
Pokémon Trainer Dad Suddenly Remembers Kids Are at Day Care After Four MonthsPokémon Trainer Dad Suddenly Remembers Kids Are at Day Care After Four Months

Pokémon Trainer Dad Suddenly Remembers Kids Are at Day Care After Four Months

DES MOINES, Iowa — Local Pokémon trainer Dan Whitworth realized early this morning that two of his children were still…

6 years ago
Best Buy Website Accidentally Lists Unannounced U.S. President Coming in 2020Best Buy Website Accidentally Lists Unannounced U.S. President Coming in 2020

Best Buy Website Accidentally Lists Unannounced U.S. President Coming in 2020

RICHFIELD, Minn. — Several eagle-eyed gamers recently discovered a Best Buy website listing for a previously unannounced entry in the…

6 years ago