Neil Floyd

Opinion: Magikarp Helped Me Accept Being Useless Until My Twenties

Like most millennials, the past few years have been rough for me. I had no money, no job, and still…

6 years ago

Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy?

Cosplay is the artform of the people. With our own hands, we create movie-quality costumes that show off our creativity,…

6 years ago

Logan Paul Apologizes for Controversial Unboxing Video

LOS ANGELES — YouTube star Logan Paul issued yet another apology today after posting a vlog in which he opened…

6 years ago

Rip-Off: God of War Christianity DLC Only Has One Boss

Sources have confirmed that the upcoming God of War: Christianity DLC will only have one boss, a move that many see as…

6 years ago

ASCII Artist Sells Out by Taking That Huge GameFAQs Walkthrough Gig

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Wunderkind ASCII artist darknessblade95 accepted a lucrative contract for an upcoming Final Fantasy VII GameFAQs strategy guide, sparking…

6 years ago

Boba Fett Movie Rumored to be 90 Minutes of Climbing Out of Sarlacc Pit in Real Time

LOS ANGELES — Although Disney has confirmed that the Boba Fett standalone film will be delayed, rumors are circulating that…

6 years ago

Skaters Outraged After THPS Warehouse Converted to Luxury Apartments

WOODLAND HILLS, Calif. — Protests outside the former Tony Hawk Pro Skater level “Warehouse” entered their third day as local…

7 years ago

Newly Created US Space Force Ganked by EVE Online Player With $3,000 Ship

HIGH EARTH ORBIT — The United States’ new Space Force, announced by President Trump this week, suffered a crushing defeat…

7 years ago