February 11, 2022 Childish RPG Protagonist Will Only Drink Potion-of-Healing If It’s Cherry Flavored Childish RPG Protagonist Will Only Drink Potion-of-Healing If It’s Cherry Flavored COASTAL TOWN 一 Childish RPG protagonist and humanity’s last hope for peace, Tredgar Stormslayer, has expressed a general dislike for all healing potions, unless they…
January 30, 2022 Redditor Commenting “And That’s Enough Internet for Me Today” Enjoys Five Seconds of Life Before Reopening Reddit Redditor Commenting “And That’s Enough Internet for Me Today” Enjoys Five Seconds of Life Before Reopening Reddit PHILADELPHIA 一 A Reddit user reportedly enjoyed an unprecedented five continuous seconds of his life earlier today, between commenting on a post that he has…
January 3, 2022 DEAL ALERT: This Dumb Grieving Mother Is Selling Her Deceased Son’s Pokémon Cards for Like Barely Anything DEAL ALERT: This Dumb Grieving Mother Is Selling Her Deceased Son’s Pokémon Cards for Like Barely Anything Oh shit Pokémon fans, we have the deal of the century for you! If you’re looking for some sick cards on the cheapo, local grieving…
October 31, 2021 Cargo Shorts Give Weirdo +10 Cold Resistance Cargo Shorts Give Weirdo +10 Cold Resistance DENVER 一 Local college sophomore and notable weirdo Kyler Stevenson claims an enchanted pair of cargo shorts grant him +10 cold resistance, allowing him to…
September 9, 2021 ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ to Feature Cameo From Costumed Out-of-Work Actor Who Came to Your 7th Birthday Party ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ to Feature Cameo From Costumed Out-of-Work Actor Who Came to Your 7th Birthday Party LOS ANGELES 一 The disheveled, out-of-work, costumed Spider-Man from your 7th birthday party has been confirmed to make an appearance in Spider-Man: No Way Home,…
