Mo Mozuch

Game About Inescapable Hellscape Really Resonating With People Right Now For Some Reason

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Developers at Supergiant Games reportedly cannot pinpoint why their hit game Hades, about a man attempting…

4 years ago

Claudia Conway Reveals Her Mom Pretended to Have COVID to Play Crash Bandicoot 4

WASHINGTON — TikTok sensation Claudia Conway released a series of bombshell videos today revealing that her mother and close Trump…

4 years ago

Not All Fall Damage Is Physical

Isaac Newton famously said, “what goes up, must come down.” What Mr. Newton didn’t know, however, is that what comes…

4 years ago

No DreamCast Classic: You Motherfuckers Had Your Chance to Buy One the First Time

Hiya kids, it’s me, your pal Sonic the Hedgehog! I am saying this one time and one time only, there…

5 years ago

Divorce Lawyers Staff Up for Overcooked 2 Release

WASHINGTON  — The nation’s divorce lawyers have begun hiring extra paralegals, interns, and temps to compensate for the spike in…

6 years ago

Dad Too Fat to Cosplay Kratos Teaches Son About Disappointment Instead

LOS ANGELES — Inspired by a God of War playthrough with his son, Glenn Dabrowski attempt to build on the…

6 years ago

If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me?

All great scientists are called maniacs in their time, and I am no exception.  Is it “crazy” to conduct your…

6 years ago

Shooting Death of Los Santos Police Officer Prompts Exhaustive 81-Second Manhunt

LOS SANTOS — The shooting death of an LSPD officer sent shockwaves through Los Santos as the normally quiet neighborhood…

6 years ago

EVE Online’s Latest War Cost Millions Say Both People Who Understand Game

REYKJAVIK, Iceland — The latest war in EVE Online set a new record for real-world financial losses in the game,…

6 years ago