Mo Mozuch

Mo Mozuch

Game About Inescapable Hellscape Really Resonating With People Right Now For Some ReasonGame About Inescapable Hellscape Really Resonating With People Right Now For Some Reason

Game About Inescapable Hellscape Really Resonating With People Right Now For Some Reason

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Developers at Supergiant Games reportedly cannot pinpoint why their hit game Hades, about a man attempting…

5 years ago
Claudia Conway Reveals Her Mom Pretended to Have COVID to Play Crash Bandicoot 4Claudia Conway Reveals Her Mom Pretended to Have COVID to Play Crash Bandicoot 4

Claudia Conway Reveals Her Mom Pretended to Have COVID to Play Crash Bandicoot 4

WASHINGTON — TikTok sensation Claudia Conway released a series of bombshell videos today revealing that her mother and close Trump…

5 years ago
Not All Fall Damage Is PhysicalNot All Fall Damage Is Physical

Not All Fall Damage Is Physical

Isaac Newton famously said, “what goes up, must come down.” What Mr. Newton didn’t know, however, is that what comes…

5 years ago
No DreamCast Classic: You Motherfuckers Had Your Chance to Buy One the First TimeNo DreamCast Classic: You Motherfuckers Had Your Chance to Buy One the First Time

No DreamCast Classic: You Motherfuckers Had Your Chance to Buy One the First Time

Hiya kids, it’s me, your pal Sonic the Hedgehog! I am saying this one time and one time only, there…

7 years ago
Divorce Lawyers Staff Up for Overcooked 2 ReleaseDivorce Lawyers Staff Up for Overcooked 2 Release

Divorce Lawyers Staff Up for Overcooked 2 Release

WASHINGTON  — The nation’s divorce lawyers have begun hiring extra paralegals, interns, and temps to compensate for the spike in…

7 years ago
Dad Too Fat to Cosplay Kratos Teaches Son About Disappointment InsteadDad Too Fat to Cosplay Kratos Teaches Son About Disappointment Instead

Dad Too Fat to Cosplay Kratos Teaches Son About Disappointment Instead

LOS ANGELES — Inspired by a God of War playthrough with his son, Glenn Dabrowski attempt to build on the…

7 years ago
If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me?If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me?

If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me?

All great scientists are called maniacs in their time, and I am no exception.  Is it “crazy” to conduct your…

7 years ago
Shooting Death of Los Santos Police Officer Prompts Exhaustive 81-Second ManhuntShooting Death of Los Santos Police Officer Prompts Exhaustive 81-Second Manhunt

Shooting Death of Los Santos Police Officer Prompts Exhaustive 81-Second Manhunt

LOS SANTOS — The shooting death of an LSPD officer sent shockwaves through Los Santos as the normally quiet neighborhood…

8 years ago
EVE Online’s Latest War Cost Millions Say Both People Who Understand GameEVE Online’s Latest War Cost Millions Say Both People Who Understand Game

EVE Online’s Latest War Cost Millions Say Both People Who Understand Game

REYKJAVIK, Iceland — The latest war in EVE Online set a new record for real-world financial losses in the game,…

8 years ago