January 19, 2018 Telltale Announces Black Mirror Game That Lets You Control How Depressed You Get Telltale Announces Black Mirror Game That Lets You Control How Depressed You Get SAN RAFAEL, Calif. — Continuing its trend of licensed games, Telltale revealed it would be working on a new game set in the Black Mirror…
January 9, 2018 Stan Lee Makes Unexpected Cameo in #MeToo Stan Lee Makes Unexpected Cameo in #MeToo NEW YORK — Marvel Studios announced, in a break of tradition, that Stan Lee would be making his first non-Marvel cameo in the #MeToo movement.…
December 31, 2017 EA Offers to Help Drop the Ball EA Offers to Help Drop the Ball NEW YORK — Looking to further expand their foothold in the culture, EA Studio announced it had agreed to help drop the ball in the…
November 20, 2017 New Reality TV Show ‘Dungeon Rescue’ to See Gordon Ramsay Critiquing Failing Evil Lairs New Reality TV Show ‘Dungeon Rescue’ to See Gordon Ramsay Critiquing Failing Evil Lairs LOS ANGELES — FOX announced today that celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay would spin off his popular Kitchen Nightmares TV series to address a type of…
November 9, 2017 Heroic Video Game Designer Gives Female Protagonist Average-Sized Breasts Heroic Video Game Designer Gives Female Protagonist Average-Sized Breasts AMSTERDAM — Honored for his astounding design work on the fantasy roleplaying game Horizon Zero Dawn, Guerrilla Games senior producer Jochen Willemsen proudly accepted an…
October 29, 2017 99-Year Old Former GameStop Employee Insists He Was Just Following Orders 99-Year Old Former GameStop Employee Insists He Was Just Following Orders HAGUE, Netherlands — On trial for a litany of crimes against humanity, ninety-nine year old former GameStop employee Max Sheehan insisted he was merely following…
October 3, 2017 SEGA Announces It Learned Absolutely Nothing From Sonic Mania Success SEGA Announces It Learned Absolutely Nothing From Sonic Mania Success TOKYO, Japan — SEGA held a press conference today to let the gaming world know that they haven’t learned a goddamn thing after celebrating the…
September 12, 2017 PewDiePie Accidentally Puts on Entire KKK Uniform in Middle of Game Stream PewDiePie Accidentally Puts on Entire KKK Uniform in Middle of Game Stream BRIGHTON, U.K.— While streaming a heated match of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, YouTube celebrity PewDiePie, in a fit of rage over being killed, impulsively put on an…
September 6, 2017 Destiny Fans Outraged by Bungie’s Decision to Make Destiny 2 Good Destiny Fans Outraged by Bungie’s Decision to Make Destiny 2 Good BELLEVUE, Wash. — Fans of the Destiny series are furious at all signs pointing to Bungie making Destiny 2 a quality video game after a…
