August 28, 2018 Time For Redemption: Louis CK to Star in Upcoming ‘Leisure Suit Larry’ Movie Time For Redemption: Louis CK to Star in Upcoming ‘Leisure Suit Larry’ Movie NEW YORK â After a surprise appearance at the Comedy Cellar on Monday night, Louis CK has continued his comeback tour by announcing that he…
August 20, 2018 New Video Game ‘Douche Debater’ Lets You Play as Jordan Peterson New Video Game ‘Douche Debater’ Lets You Play as Jordan Peterson OSAKA, Japan â Capcom revealed a spiritual successor to its popular Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney franchise entitled Jordan Peterson: Douche Debater that will allow gamers…
August 17, 2018 Cops Plant DOOM on School Shooterâs Computer Cops Plant DOOM on School Shooterâs Computer GLEN ROCK, N.J. â After sixteen-year-old Alex Stone opened fire at Glen Rock High School, killing ten students and injuring others before committed suicide, police…
August 6, 2018 Insufferable Alien Brags About Running Human Universe Simulation on Linux Insufferable Alien Brags About Running Human Universe Simulation on Linux PLUCART SYSTEM â Local alien Blixbor Raxorit once again boastfully yammered on about his Linux-based human life simulator called âEarth,â much to the chagrin of…
July 24, 2018 God Resigns After Discovery of Old Testament God Resigns After Discovery of Old Testament HEAVEN â Succumbing to public outcry after the shocking discovery of an Old Testament written by Himself, God, the Father Almighty creator of Heaven and…
June 28, 2018 Marvel Announces âDazzlerâ Series Streaming Exclusively on McDonaldâs Ordering Kiosks Marvel Announces âDazzlerâ Series Streaming Exclusively on McDonaldâs Ordering Kiosks LOS ANGELES â On the heels of well-received launches of Marvel shows on Netflix, Hulu and Freeform, Marvel revealed it would be bringing its next…
June 24, 2018 PewDiePie and FiancĂ©e Exchange Slurs PewDiePie and FiancĂ©e Exchange Slurs BRIGHTON, U.K. â In a small ceremony in front of close friends and family, Felix Kjellberg, more famously known by the online moniker âPewDiePie,â and…
June 11, 2018 E3 Bouncer Assures Cliff Bleszinski He’s Already Checked Guest List Three Times E3 Bouncer Assures Cliff Bleszinski He’s Already Checked Guest List Three Times LOS ANGELES â Standing outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, legendary mid-2000s game developer Cliff âCliffy Bâ Bleszinski was repeatedly told by staff that his…
May 29, 2018 Bungie Incorporates ‘Masturbate’ Emote Into Destiny 2 so Players Can Truly Go Fuck Themselves Bungie Incorporates ‘Masturbate’ Emote Into Destiny 2 so Players Can Truly Go Fuck Themselves BELLEVUE, Wash. â After intense player demands and complaints, Bungie finally announced a new addition to the Destiny 2 Eververse store, an emote that will…
